WARINING :::: This story contains spoilers for Ragnarocks and Infinity War. Do not read if you don't want spoiles!

One day Loki wanted to be a sky diver and went to take lessons. Thor found out after about 6 months and gotten anger.

"LOKI!" he screamed with such angry that his face was reds with ragee. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS! You will FALL and DIED!" Thor said. Thor had a point because people can fall out of airplanes and die if they don't parachute correctectly.

"But Thor." Said Loki.

"I will be turnt into a bird before I hit the ground when I am close and no one will know where I went. That way if the people think they killed me they will give mother the most moneys out of lawsuits.

"By Odins beard Loki said thor." Sai Thor like a genious. "Loki you are a genius. Let me join you and follow. I will fly with Mjonler."

( Author's Notel: Mjonler is Thor's super hammer that he uses to make lightning and hang photos )

So they signed ups the both of them to the sky diving school, and practiced indoor with the indoor sky divnings. Thor had fun but Loki had worried face like he regretted everything he did in his entire life up until this point.

"Another!" Thour yelled with shout and slammed mojnler into the floor fan that it exploded."

one night Thor said to his mother "Mother we are going to fall out of airpalne in midgard do you want to see"

"YES SURE" said their mom who come to see them fall but she was far away and on the ground so when Thor and Loki dived it looked like ants and she had to use binoculors.

"This is boring" so much said Frigga that she killed every single person othere with great anger.

When Thor and Loki landed Thor and Lokiand went up to their mom with excited but it turned into horror.

"Mother what have you done" said Loki to his mom.

"opened a hamburger stand!" replied the frigga.

Well I am hungry thor said

Thor went to get a meat burger but Thanos was already in line getting his order.

THE END?