intro:The 7th yrs had just arrived and the opening ceremony was over with dumbledore gone a lot of students hadn't returned and to rons pleasure neither had snape.Even with dumbledore gone quite a lot of first years had come and the feast was as good as ever.Even with kreacher in the kitchen.
My note:Draco and harry fics roc and charlie and the chocolate factory is awesome.
Disclaimer:this is so not going to be amusing I own nothing of theharry potter book seriesokay .
summary:seventh year harrys not at school though he's introduced later on.they go to visit another school and a stranger takes harry's place.umm not much else.
Chapter 1 The new guy
"God Ron must you be so insensitive?"questioned Hemione ,as Ron guffawed loudly .Spilling pumkin juice over the second year girl next to him ,who had just been discussing Harry and how he supposedly killed Dumbledore.
"Well come on thats nearly as bad Luna's father thinking the minister for magic is a harpy to think of it I wouldn't suprised..I mean look at Michael jackson and people say he's supposed to be human!"
said Ron as he shovelled bacon into his mouth.
"Hmpph roo erhd.."choked out Ron as he tried to talk with his mouth full.
"For merlins sake ron swallow your food." commanded Hermione almost motherly.
This time it was the second years time to laugh.Ron scowled at Hermione and continued
"As I was saying have you heard the ridiculous rumours?"
"Well of course. it's not as if everyday the chosen quits school and allegedly disappears is it?The profit is having a field day.Hopefully Rita can keep her quill to herself."
"Not bloody likely!" swore Ron.
Harry of course had decided not to return to Hogwarts but would be getting his teachings from members of "the order".He had claimed his inheritance and willingly left the Dursleys for good.He also stayed at the burrow in the holidays .Thanks to Mr Weasly's promotion it had been renovated and could rival the Dursleys home any day.Dumbledore wouldn't have wanted Harry to leave the Dursley's but Harry was surrounded by The Order what could possibly go wrong.(hehehe superior laugh)
Ron,Neville and Seamus (Dean had left) had acquired a new room mate much to their distaste.He was tall, had spikey hair ,walked with a limp and had an unfamiliar accent.Though the boy was no Harry they decided he was nice.Dean would have immediatley taken to him because of his love of soccer,Ron also had something in common with him he had a large familyhis mother,his eccentric well crazy grandmother,a paraniod little brother,twin sisters who ironically were obsessed with Harry and two older brothers.The boy's name was Topher.He had moved out of his fathers houseand had come to live with his mother.His parents were divorced.He spoke differently because his father had lived in Amsterdam.His mother lived in a little town outside of London.They were halfway through a heated discussion about quidditch when something tapped on the window.rons heart skipped a beat but slowed once he realised it wasn't Hedwig.The large brown school owl landed on the floor.
"What the ruddy hell are they sending owls at this time of night for."
"Uh..Ron it's only eight thirty." sniggered Topher.
"Right ..well "muttered Ron as he picked up the four letters the owl carried.Ron handed each to it's own and began reading.
They sat in silence nothing was heard except the sound of reading.(which is well nothing.aaaw shut up. )
"Fucking awesome!" exclaimed Seamus
the others agreed."Student exchange.There's never been one before."
"To a witches wizards and other.What the...!The school is in irelandand it's called the isle of Ale."
"Hear Hear!" Cheered Seamus raising a fist and promptly falling off his bed.
"Well I guess it's to do with our new DADA teacher..He's Irish."
"Or it's completely unrelated."
"Yeah that too.
They talked until 9 then went down to the common room.Obviously fred and Georges business was booming with about four first years with feathers,a senior with gashing wounds that weren't bleeding and someone who was walking around appeared not to have a head.
The end
I know sucky first chapter but it does get better I promise after all it's my first story so blah.On another note has anyone seen charlie and the chocolate factory it's fricken hilarious.Ah Johnny depp your my hero.Oh and just beware It might later end up as a partial Harry Draco slash but Im not revealing anything else ...yet!
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PS the chapters will come pretty quickly at first coz I've already written them but not till I get some reviews K!
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