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The Universe Accepts Your Challenge

Chapter 1: Let's Be Chill


"Get you slimy paws off my juice you... slime ball! I was still drinking it!"

"You snooze you loose, drum sack." Go Mi Nam smirked as her slurped down the "Crangrape" juice.

Kang Shin Woo sighed at the exchange of insults between Jeremy and Go Mi Nam. Those two had what most people would call, a "frienimies" relationship. They did consider themselves friends, just friends that enjoy messing with each other (every second of every day). On the other hand, Shin Woo and Mi Nam had become pretty close friends. In fact, along with Mah, and Coordi Wang, Shin Woo happened to be one of the lucky few that Mi Nam didn't spar with as a hobby. The bassist found Mi Nam's cracks on Jeremy relatively amusing, but the way he did it was a bit troublesome. It always resulted in a waste-of-oxygen argument of some sort. Tae Kyung would always leave just as it started (and often taking Mi Nyu with him) leaving Shin Woo to deal with the two "children".

"Jeremy, you're almost as infuriating as the Star Snake," Mi Nam fumed. As if on cue, Hwang Tae Kyung waltzed downstairs and examined the scene. He chuckled inwardly at the two youngest band members' aggressive sparks. Mi Nam turned around to see the other singer and his disdain visibly increased, "Speak of the devil," Mi Nam muttered, "The Sidewinder himself graces us with his presence; good afternoon!" Tae Kyung rolled his eyes and grabbed a water out of the fridge. Deciding he would stay out of this cesspool of direction-less fury for a bit, Shin Woo leaned back in his seat while contently sipping his tea to observe comfortably from the sidelines.

Jeremy was surprisingly the first to break the hushed showdown and with one last death glare, averted his attention to Tae Kyung, "Hyung! Where's Go Mi Nyu?" At the mention of his sister's name, Go Mi Nam's ears immediately perked up in interest.

Tae Kyung sighed, "She left about an hour ago with Coordinator Wang to find a dress for tonight. You didn't notice?"All of the original band members seemed a little too happy for that sight. Mi Nam cringed at their excitement.

Shin Woo smiled, "Oh the annual Seoul Entertainment New Year's party... There are quite a few memories involved with that," Jeremy went a terrible shade of red and Tae Kyung shut his eyes in shame. Mi Nam looked between the three in confusion and felt a bit left out. Because of all the scandals, Manager Mah pushed for A.N. JELL to simply not be a part of the gathering at all and everyone agreed; this year, that was not the case when Jeremy begged President Ahn to let them start going again, much to the band leader's dismay.

He smirked, "What happened to Tae Kyung?" Jeremy laughed a bit and Tae Kyung sighed at his over interest in the past (his past in particular).

Tae Kyung cleared his throat when Shin Woo spoke up, "It wasn't just Tae Kyung," Go Mi Nam cocked an eyebrow and Shin Woo continued, "We were all pretty ridiculous the first years of fame," at the moment, Jeremy lost all control and bursts out laughing with incoherent mentions of "2004", "Best party ever", and "Sangria". Tae Kyung silently went to the piano room, a dark cloud looming over his head. Jeremy walked over to his hyung and playfully hit him on the arm. Shin Woo sighed, "I wonder if it will be nearly as eventful this year... It's been awhile since any of us have drank like that," He glanced at Jeremy, "Well at least Tae Kyung and I," Mi Nam chuckled at Jeremy's reaction to the passive aggressive insult.

The Blond groaned, ceasing his ignored rebutting, "I guess it will... Thanks to someone it will be the first time A.N. JELL and Yoo He Yi will be together since Mi Nyu left for Africa. The press will probably eat this alive," Jeremy made his irritation for the Fairy's presence with them known toward Mi Nam, "Hey, didn't you say you were going to break up with her like, last week anyway, Mi Nam?" when the keyboardist said nothing and took another gulp of juice, he continued, "Why do we have to take the girl if you're just going to dump her?"

"It's called 'Milking the Cow', Jeremy. I'm making sure I get everything she can offer in this relationship before I toss her," Shin Woo shook his head, "I know she's a whore and is only using me to try and get to Tae Kyung, but I'm not completely bored with her, yet. It's amazing how she's not over him. What has been, like almost two years since their fake relationship. What a lovestruck dumb ass."

Shin Woo rolled his eyes, "You've just got this all figured out, huh?"


Coordi Wang and Go Mi Nyu hurriedly glided through the aisles in the department store, desperately trying to find a dress to fit Mi Nyu's personal tastes. Coordi Wang ripped through the dresses on the racks, considering every possible option. She kept in mind that the two most important men in her life were Go Mi Nam and Hwang Tae Kyung. Rest assured Mi Nyu's natural insecurities "T-bombed" all the other dresses she had picked out for her friend.

In short, everyone was difficult to work with.

Mi Nyu went beet red whenever a dress had the back out or exposed her cleavage a tad too much. A combination of the two might have resulted in her killing over. Coori Wang sighed when she heard Go Mi Nyu squeak for the millionth time that day, "Mi Nyu, It's really not that bad. And it has all of your favorite things on it: Stars and purple," Mi Nyu thought it over a bit and figured Hwang Tae Kyung would like to see her in stars, knowing it had something to do with him being the narcissist that he is and all.

She thought:

Tae Kyung held her tightly, "Go Mi Nyu, you're wearing this dress for me."

She nods her head vigorously, "Yes Hyung-nim. I love you!"

Tae Kyung laughs righteously and kisses her sweetly.

"Ah... Hyung-nim..." Coordi Wang groaned and kicked the door, bringing her back to reality, "OH! Nuna this will be perfect!"

Coordi Wang chuckled, "We won't know for sure unless you try it on now will we?" Go Mi Nyu agreed and quickly slipped into the silky, lavender dress. After a minute or two, she got a bit restless, "C'mon Mi Nyu, let's see it!" She laughed nervously and slowly stepped out of the dressing room stall. Coordi Wang's eyes lit up, "Oh Mi Nyu.." The strapless dress went just above the knee. The torso held her tightly and had stars swirling around while the lower half flared out more. She looked around, anywhere but Coordi Wang, and anxiously played with her short hair.

At her friend's reaction, the twin immediately thought the worst, "Oh no, I look terrible, huh?" Coordi Wang didn't say anything, "Okay, forget this!" she ran in to change then put the dress back in its spot on the rack.

The stylist freaked out and stopped her, "NO! NONONONO, NO! You look fantastic! I think Tae Kyung will love it!" 'But knowing him it's about a 50/50 chance...' Coordi Wang thought, not wanting to scare her out of going to the party all together. Go Mi Nyu chirped happily.

"Haha! You really think so?" She nodded in approval, "YAY! Alright, I'll get it!"

"Well hurry up and change so we can buy it and find some cute shoes!" Mi Nyu nodded and slammed the door shut, ripping off her "best day ever" dress, "I can't wait for tonight!"


"I'm home!" Go Mi Nyu yelled as she entered the house. After receiving no reply, she searched the house a bit for her boys, finding no one. She strolled through the rooms and hallways, then went up the stairs to her brother's bedroom. The door was cracked open so she eased inside hesitantly, afraid something would jump out at her. She looked around until she found Go Mi Nam sprawled out on the floor presumably deep in one of his many mid-day naps. Sighing, she tiptoed over, and almost killed herself on a couple discarded shoes and random beer cans. He groaned (being a terribly light sleeper) after hearing a can crumble and swung at his sister, not having the slightest idea who she was.

He yelled at her, "Get out...! Star Snake bitch..." Rolling back on his stomach, Mi Nam continued to mumble and grumble incoherently about Tae Kyung and his "sins". Much to his sister's dislike, Mi Nam was quite the potty-mouth. It was one thing he always did that pushed her buttons.

Mi Nyu pouted and poked her partially dead brother, "Oppa... I really doubt Hyung-nim would ever come in here," he jumped after hearing a female voice, making the other twin laugh, "Hi oppa~ Where is everyone?" Mi Nam snatched a random jacket from the nearby couch and dropped it on his head, groaning again, "Mi Nam..." She whined at his response.

"UGH... Try the roof," he buried himself further into his jacket, "Now leave me, my dearest sister." Mi Nam's statement went ignored as Mi Nyu forcefully pulled him up from his comfy spot on the floor. Mi Nam frowned, "If you were anyone else, you'd be dead right now." Mi Nyu shivered in mock fear and continued dragging him with her.

Once on the roof, Jeremy launched himself toward Mi Nyu for a huge "Jere-bear" hug. She screamed in preparation and Shin Woo grabbed him by the collar and pulled him back. Shin Woo gave them a soft smile, "Mi Nyu, only you can wake your brother from a nap," Mi Nam folded his arms over his chest while his sister giggled. Shin Woo ruffled her hair, "Did you find a dress for tonight? Tae Kyung told us you went out with Coordi Wang today."

"Did you get a really pretty one like I told you to in the text?" Jeremy eagerly asked.

She nodded, "Yes, Jeremy. I'm so excited for tonight, it'll be so much fun!" She looked passed the two older men for her boyfriend when she noticed his absence from the conversation, "Oh? Where's hyung-nim?" Shin Woo and Jeremy exchanged concerned looks. Mi Nyu tilted her head, "Well?"

Jeremy nudged Shin Woo and he spoke up, "Uh-Umm... He went... out," the twins both lifted an eyebrow, and Mi Nam crossed his arms over his chest, "Oh well, he went to get... an outfit for tonight," Jeremy quickly backed him up with a vigorous nod.

Go Mi Nam chuckled, "Are you sure? Because I saw the idiot checking himself out in his outfit two days ago," his sister's eyes widened and she looked back at the other two men, expectantly.

Jeremy coughed, "Ah well..."

As if to intentionally save the blonde's life, Tae Kyung made his entrance to the group, "Why is everyone up here? I've been looking for all of you for a while now," at his return, Go Mi Nyu immediately lit up as she ran to cling to his side.

"Hyung-nim! Where have you been? I thought you were still going to be here when I got back from the mall!"

He smiled, "I was with Yoo He Yi," he pried her off his arm and went to sit down, the rest of A.N. JELL followed suit, "We had some things to discuss."

Everyone was so in shock, you could hear Jolie's sleepy breaths from the porch. After a minute or so, Mi Nam was the first to crack, "You jackass! You dare go see another woman while dating my sister? And He Yi is-"

"Mi Nam." He silenced himself at the sound of her voice, "It's okay, oppa."


"Damn... If those to make out any longer, we're gonna be a whole two hours late! LETS GO YOU TWO!" Go Mi Nam angrily yelled. Everyone else had already gotten ready and were downstairs patiently waiting on the lovely A.N. JELL couple, Hwang Tae Kyung and Go Mi Nyu. They had been waiting on the two for almost an hour but no one dared go upstairs, for fear of Mi Nam's perverted assumptions being true. No one needed to see a nun in that sort of situation.

Upstairs:

"I hate you!"


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