Okay, this is a oneshot about Sakura ranting about how angry she is with fanfic writers. Read!
"Alright, fan fiction writers!" shouted Sakura. She stood on a stage with a furious look on her face. A table of fan fiction writers were on regular ground while she stood on the platform.
"I am sick and tired of seeing you make me look either too strong or too weak! It is so tiring!" groaned Sakura, "You all try to make me in your words cool. But all you're doing is making the readers get more and more sick of SasuSaku fan fictions. In those SasuSaku fan fictions, I've noticed this becoming a popular trend. I hate Sasuke which makes him interested. Listen, that's getting way overused! If you're going to do that, try not to do it too much." One of the writers raised his hand.
"What?" barked Sakura.
"Doesn't Naruto have to go on stage?"
"Yes, he does!" Naruto went on to the stage and Sakura went backstage.
"Listen, dattebayo! I'm sick of seeing you make me ruthless or way too strong! It's boring and old! Try something new! Sure you can make me cooler than Sasuke, but you're going over the top with coolness! Another thing: In NaruSaku fics, stop making Sakura look annoying or too mushy! See ya!"
"Sasuke's next," sighed the head of fan fiction writers.
"Not him!" groaned the fan fiction writers. Groaning and grumbling could be heard throughout the table.
"Hello. I am Sasuke Uchiha. You all are not making me obsessed with revenge anymore! Change that! Another thing: You're making me weaker than Sakura! Stop doing that! You know that's not really going to happen, so why bother?" Sasuke stormed off the stage.
"Now can we get coffee?" asked a fan fiction writer. The head of the table sighed dramatically.
"Now we get coffee."
