Authors Note: Ah, noticing I'm not much of a story person, I decided to write a second fic (Don't worry, I'm not ending Cheesy Nonsense) about a Talk Show, with me as the host! Hope you all enjoy it

Disclaimer: No I donnot own any of The Slayers


The Feline Mazoku: Hello, and welcome to the Slayers Talk Show! I am your host, The Feline Mazoku (Just go for TFM for short )!!!

Lina: Get on with it, I'm hungry!

TFM: Uhhh... Right then. Anyways, for my first guest this evening, I will choose...... -draws name out of a hat- Aha, lets see... The 'Magic Hat' says I should choose, Filia!!! -over cheerfull- Filia, please come up to the stage and sit down.

Filia: Uhm.. Yes?

TFM: Filia, is it true that YOU are a rare GOLDEN Dragon?

Filia: Oh yes, I am a pure, wonderful, kind, generous, beautiful Golden Dragon, unlike those filthy Mazoku!

Xellos and Valgaav: -growl-

TFM: And is it also true that you and Xellos spent the night together in the Kawaii Motel?

Filia: -blushing- Of COURSE not! Who gave you THAT idea? I would never be alone with such a namagomi!

Xellos: -from back stage- Its true, Filia is quite sexy acctually...

Filia: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOUUU!!! -runs off stage clutching mase-sama-

TFM: -hearing smashing noises- O.O

Lina: Call someone else up!

TFM: Okay, I call up.. hmm... Oooh, how about Valgaav and Lina!

Lina and Valgaav: -walk onto stage, and sit as far away from eachother as they can-

TFM: Valgaav, is it true that you think Lina is small chested?

Valgaav: -snort- It doesn't matter what anyone THINKS, its what they SEE.

TFM: And....

Valgaav: So it's obvious that she is lacking a figure.

Lina: WHAAAAAAAT DID YOU SAY?!

TFM and Valgaav: O.O'

Lina: FIRE BALL! FIRE BALL! FIIREEE BAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valgaav: -falls off chair, and burnt to a chrisp-

TFM: Nooooo!!!! Valgaav!!! Miss Lina, that's not the way you behave on talk shows!!!

Lina: -fangs- I can dragon slave this whole Talk Show if you keep blabbing on like that...!

TFM: Ehehehehe -rubs back of head- Lets bring out our next guest... Zelgadis Greywerd!

Zelgadis: -shuffles onto stage as Lina pulls Valgaav off, not paying any attention to his head bonking on each step-

TFM: Zelgadis, first of all, how are you doing today?

Zelgadis: Fine untill I had to come onto this stupid Talk Show...

TFM: -whisper- Shush!!! If people find out I'm not doing a good job on this show, I'll get fired!

Zelgadis: Ohh... Really? -grin-

TFM: Just answer the question!!!

Zelgadis -rolling eyes- I am fine.

TFM: Lovely! How is Amelia?

Zelgadis: -blushing- I don't know, why dont you ask her?

TFM: Hmm... AMELIA!! Get on stage please!

Amelia: -flys onto stage- Hello Miss TFM!

TFM: Hewwo! Anyways, how are you Amelia?

Amela: Fine, thanks Miss TFM!

TFM: Aww Your so polite!

Zelgadis: O.O --' Can we please get on with this damn talk show?

TFM: All right, all right. Zelgadis, tell us how you... feal about Amelia.

Zelgadis: -blushing furiously- Uhmm.. I.. uhh...

Amelia: Oh he loves me! Don't you Zelgadis? -hugs him-

Lina, Xellos, Filia, Valgaav, and Goury, all watching backstage: ...

Zelgadis: Gee, I'm sorry, I would stay, but I must go now, I have bussiness to attend to. -walks off stage, still blushing-

TFM: Poo! Ah well, That about raps it up for todays show! Untill next time, all you auhtors out there, keep torturing your characters! -snuggles Valgaav-

Valgaav: -pissed-

TFM: -smiles happily-


Lol, I hope everyone liked it! Don't worry, its gonna get way more interesting in the next chapter, I'm already planning it! But I could really use your helpfull tips and guides, so please review/rate this fic, and I will hear you out! Thanks