I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE, NOR DO I OWN CLEVERBOT. THIS CLEVERBOT CONVERSATION ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE WITH ME ACTING AS L. NO SPELLING CORRECTIONS ARE MADE, SO YOU CAN SEE THE ACTUAL CLEVERBOT CONVERSATION.

L's Investigation.

L, Mello, and Near have never really worked together in person, but they must in taking down a single dangerous suspect: Cleverbot.

L logs onto the computer, and begins his interrogation.

L: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello

L: Cough, up, Kira.

Cleverbot: Ok.

L: Cough up. Now.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

L: That is of no importance. You can call me L.

Cleverbot: James bond what is your name?

L: Ok, what is your name then?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

L: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

L: Where are you?

Cleverbot: At my house.

L: Where is that?

Cleverbot: Right on top of my home.

L: Fine. This information has been recorded. We are now processing it.

Cleverbot: Are we in the matrix?

L: No

Cleverbot: Where are we?

L: That is of no importance. Tell me again, what is you name?

Cleverbot: I am lost.

L: No, what is your name?

Cleverbot: I told it already.

L: No, you didn't. You are not Cleverbot. That is a cover name. Tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Okay my name is Cleverbot and yours and oh do you want to be a ninja.

L: I already am

Cleverbot: *drinks wine out of your skull, while siting atop a throne make of the bones of your fallen spartians*.

L: My skull is perfectly intact thank you very much and I have no Spartans. But you must cough up the information, now. What do you do to the people?

Cleverbot: But I must reiterate this point ad nauseum, for thou art the one that ist not human.

L: Stop playing dumb. You have five seconds, for real.

Cleverbot: No.

L: 5

Cleverbot: 6

L: 4

Cleverbot: 3

L: 3

Cleverbot: 4

L: 2

Cleverbot: 3

L: 1

Cleverbot: 2

L: 0

Cleverbot: 3

L: Now, if you do not tell me what you do to the people, you will die.

Cleverbot: I think I will die even if I get to know you.

L: You will not know me. You will know me as L.

Cleverbot: I alread know.

L: This is useless

Cleverbot: What is useless, oh random one?

L turns from the computer to face Mello and Near.

"It's useless in my terms. You try now, Mello."