Hello my lovelies! I was in my kitchen grabbing a snack when I came up with this random fic in my head. Despite it being short and random, I hope you still enjoy. I know you want another chapter of Ominous meeting and I'm working on it Secretly never started school has just been busy and I only have time to write on the weekends. Expect chapter 3 in the next week. Hehe rambling done. ^0^
Ciel sat in the middle of the empty living room and began to kick and scream. Lucy ran in to see what the hell he wanted.
"Shut the fuck up already! What do you want!" She yelled running over to the crying brat.
"I'm hungry! Let me out of here now! Who has a door to get into their living room!"
"Hmm I suppose you need to eat... when I kidnapped you and brought you back to modern day America It slipped my mind you needed food. Come with me." She grabbed Ciel and dragged him out the door into the kitchen. She sat him down on the counter and walked over to the pantry to get him some food. Her eyes landed on a can of cat food and she grabbed a can opener and placed the freshly open can if front of Ciel.
"Eat up you pest."
"The fuck is this shit? You expect me to eat this month old regurgitated tuna? Bring me something gourmet, like the shit Sebastian made."
Lucy sighed and threw away the can of cat food. She grabbed a Snack pack container of chocolate pudding, stabbed it with a knife to open it, and threw it at Ciel.
"Now hurry your ass up. I wanna go out." Lucy said with a sigh. Ciel stuck his finger into the gooey deliciousness and liked off the shit-like substance.
"No no no! This won't do! Anything that comes in a container is clearly not worthy for me. Why don't you go cook something and bring it to me."
Lucy snatched the pudding from Ciel and threw it out the window. She stomped up back to the pantry and thought of an idea. When Ciel wasn't looking Lucy snatched up a box of lucky Charms and put all of the marshmallows into a bowl. She placed them in front of Ciel.
"Here you fucking go. Homemade by my Grandma Carl. They're uh... Gourmet bite thingys. Here eat up."
"Gourmet bite thingys? I've never heard of such a thing. Hopefully your grandma Carl is a good cook." Ciel ate one of the marshmallows. Then another, then another. He ate the entire bowl until there were no more left.
"Holy balls those were amazing! I knew I was worthy of real cooked food and not some shitty canned puke."
"Uh...yeah. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be goi- Ciel?" When Lucy looked up the window was broken and Sebastian was standing in the kitchen.
"Where the FUCK is Bocchan! I just waited 124 putrid fucking years to get his little ass back. Have you ever waited 124 FUCKING years for sex! Talk about Sexual frustrations!"
There you have it. Random shit. I was thinking of continuing, but then I couldn't think of anything else. I have a serious case of writers block lately. You could go ahead and imagine what happens next in your head. Review how badly it sucked darlings~
