Title: Reborn to Repay You

Author: Death.By.Fanfiction
Disclaimer: All the Kingdom Hearts stuff belongs to Square Enix.
Sailor Moon belongs to…Naoko Takeuchi, I think.

"No…Nooooo!! I refuse to lose to a bunch of losers! I'm…

Fading? This isn't…the way I… I won't…allow…"

But, no matter how much she tried to withstand it, Larxene faded into the darkness. And the person she least expected awaited her there.
"…Namine?!"

Namine looked just as she always had: Big, blue, eyes, medium blonde hair, and a pure white dress. She smiled down at Larxene, who still crouched in the position she had died in.
"Larxene." She said with a sweet smile still on her face. "You BITCH."

"Excuse me?!" Said Larxene, attempting to stand up but realizing she had no strength left in her body.

"Well it's true," huffed Namine. "And, by the way, I'm not really Namine. I'm an out-of-character inner projection created by what tiny, miniscule shreds of conscience you have left signifying the guild you have over the horrible things you and/or your somebody committed from…" Namine-Projection-Thing pulled a scroll out of who-knows-where and held it up, wincing as she read it, "…age 3 to your current age of 21. Oh my god, those poor, innocent… maimed and tortured dusks. May their dusky souls rest in peace…" Namine-Projection-Thing, who will now be known as Namine-thing, paused in thought for a moment and then continued on.
"And I'm here to bestow a quest upon you before become human!!" Namine-thing's dress suddenly transformed into a Sailor Moon outfit in a flurry of shojo-y sparkles. Namine-thing shook her head sadly, "…You have the weirdest imagination ever, I swear."

"How many times do I have to repeat this?! All you have to is gather the Organization's human counterparts together and repay your debt to Namine by playing matchmaker with her to completely regain your heart! Or do you want to do community service for eternity?!"

"What's the community service?" asked Larxene grimacing at the thought of having to see any of the idiots from the Organization again.

"Cleaning toilets in a laxative testing facility." (Which now apparently exist.)

"Uh..."

"I thought you'd say that." said Namine-thing, smiling cruely.

"Well shit, Namine…Thing! I just died, at least give me half a minute to recover before you go bestowing me with this holier-than-thou quest crap!"

"You don't deserve it. Even your sadistic impulse personified in the form of Demyx-with-his-head-cut-off-agrees!"

"I totally do," said Demyx's head, who was being held by his body as per floating head doctor. (Yay, Scrubs references for the win.) "But why not stab them all anyways? You like stabbing, stabbing is fun, everyone looooves stab---"

"You can shut up now, Sadism." Muttered Namine-thing.

"You want a piece of this?!" Said Demyx-Head, while Demyx-Body waved his fist in anger.

"Shut up! You're both grossly out of character! This doesn't make any sense! We're all going to die in a bottomless pit!" Yelled Larxene's sense personified as a very angry Vexen.

"Losers…" said Larxene, walking towards a rather conveniently placed exit sign.

A/N: Yay! First chapter. Please leave reviews. Sorry it's short-ish.