People don't ask me where I got these ideas from because I don't know either.
I can't think what to write on 'Lovers beat the Darkness' but as I was thinking this thought suddenly came up.
Sorry if it isn't actually funny but I tried.
Let's start with one of my favourite characters on Okami as the first victim shall we?


Things You Would Never Hear Waka Say

These aren't stilettos; they are the fashion on the moon.

I've given up on flutes and am playing harmonicas instead.

Bog off Oki! Ma chérie is mine! Go with Samickle if you're that desperate!

Has anybody seen my hat?

Why is it that every time I speak people fall asleep?

Why does Abe look at me like he would glomp me at any given moment?

Don't tell anyone but I stole Darth Vader's lightsaber.

Half-baked? I'm fully baked thank you.

Oki's jealous of my french charms!

My little bouncing friend thinks Kaguya is my sister! I shall stamp on him with my stilettos!

How many times has Mika nearly hit someone with his stick?

I forgot to thank Susano for removing the sword Tsukuyomi. Sure Orochi came back but so did ma chérie.

Nothing happened between me and ma chérie when we went back to the Celestial Plain! Sure we were alone but I would never do anything stupid!

Behold! Pillow Talk!…why won't it work!? C'mon you stupid lightsaber!

Don't laugh at my blonde hair! See this is why I wear a wig because people never laugh at me when I wear it!


Who's going to be my next victim? Wait and see!
Some weren't actually funny but as I said I tried.
Oh and if you didn't know glomp is when someone runs fast, jumps at you and hugs you (mostly from behind as forward glomps don't make you fall down as easily)
Review please and if you have any ideas I'll be glad to hear them.