Hello Humans Welcome To My First Fanfic In My New Location. This Fic Has Many Different Themes. The Games That Are Being Used Are: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Windwaker. Please Enjoy. (Note: In Mishap 2 At The End, Means The Same Thing As A Rock And A Hard Place, Just A Different Scenario)
Legend of Zelda: Mishaps
Mishap 1: Dead-o-phile
"Oooooo… This Lens of Truth is fun!" Link said happily. He turned and looked at a Gibbos. "Oh… so Gibbos' are really ReDeads in mummy wraps… but what are ReDeads?" He turned and saw a ReDead. "Oh, My, Din… this… explains… so much…"
Link shuttered as the ReDead does the moonwalk.
Mishap 2: Hunger pains.
"Man, I am so hungry… I could really go for some Cucco…" Link's stomach growled as a Cucco flew by. "Foooooo...d" Link drooled. He swung his sword twice at it, "Die so I can eat you!" He swung his sword one more time and the fouled foul cawed out in pain. Many other Cuccos surrounded Link. "Uh-oh..." Link ran for his life. He put on his Iron Boots and hid under water from the angry Cucco mob. "Oh no... I forgot to pack my Zora's Tunic... I guess I'm stuck between a Cucco and a wet place."
Mishap 3: Pork
"Bacon would really hit the spot…" Link said rubbing is belly…
10 minutes later, three little pigs sat around a fireplace.
"Well that blonde chap really put up quite a fight." A sweaty pig said.
"He did indeed." A farting pig said.
"Indubatively…" An angry pig with a green hat on said.
"He does make a fine throw rug for the fireplace, eh, ole' chaps?" The sweaty one grinned.
"Why, yes, and the shiny stick he had goes great on the mantle." The farting one replied.
"And his hat is just simply smashing." Said the angry one.
"Would anyone like some more tea?"
"Righty-o."
"Jolly-good."
Mishap 4: Crocker
"Fairies…Fairies…FAIRIES!"
"Uh, hello." Link said walking into the prison. "Haven't I seen you before?"
"Fairy! Hello Mr. Fairy, I'm a fairy too!" The strange green jumpsuited creature said.
"Uh…yeah…sure…" Link Left the prison.
"Oh darn, I was that close to catching a fairy…"
Mishap 5: Gambling
"Oh Mr. Fairy, I am glad you saved me…"
Later on Link's Quest…
"Mr. Fairy Look Over Here!" "HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" "Tingle, Tingle, Koolumpa!"
"You are gambling with your life Tingle, buy one more bomb and I'll be broke, then so will you." Link cracked his knuckles. "And I thought Navi was bad…"
'Oh' Tingle thought, 'Bombs are fun… but Mr. Fairy will hurt me…'
5 minutes later…
Link and Tetra sat by a fire. "What a lovely collection of pelts, and the colors are just marvelous as well… green, blue, white, purple, and pink…" Tetra smiled.
"Yes, smashing aren't they? More tea?" Link asked.
"Jolly-good."
Mishap 6: G.T.E.
"Finally Ganon is defeated and the market is free of (shutters) ReDeads."
A crowed of knights surrounded Link. "Drop you weapons, we have you surrounded!"
"Thank you Captain Obvious…" Link muttered. After about three hours of putting all of his weapons and items on the ground Link was finished. "What did I do?"
"You have been charged with Grand Theft Epona"
"What? I won that race fair and square!"
"Talon of Lon Lon Ranch didn't authorize the race, so, it was illegal."
"Save the land, and get arrested, geeze, everybody's a critic." Link sighed.
Well that's all for now if I think of anymore I'll update. This is dedicated to Blazing Fool, my old next door neighbor, whom without many of my ideas would not exist, and whom introduced me to FanFiction in the first place. Peace Out every one,
-Kojay
