A/N: hello this is my new story(my first one wasnt good) so i hope u like it! its gonna be VERY funny, TRUST me!

Disclaimer: Hermione and Draco are perfect for eachother, why isn't it me and Harry?

first time for everything

Hermione fluttered her eyes open. the sun was shining brightly through the window. Ah, Hermione, fell asleep by your favourite dormitory window again? heh heh, what was it this time? Hogwarts: A History? ah, who knows. The sun is bight today, there's laughter in the air, the smell of potions is wonderful, POTIONS? Hermione jump up quickly and whirld around. Everyone was busy stirring things into their pots, re-reading the intructions carefully every minute. "HARRY! RONALD!" Hermione yelled. Harry and Ron jumped up, droopy from also sleeping in class.

"Wha-shit!" Ron swore. "What are we doing?"

"That's what I would like to know!" Hermione snapped. "Now, ASK YOUR HONEY BUNCH WHAT WE'RE DOING!"

"I told you," Ron said through gritted teeth, "That we're NOT dating anymore!" He turned to Lavender, who happened to be talking to Paravati about love potions she wanted to ask Snape about. "What was that?" Ron asked dopely.

"Love potions," Paravati said.

"We're doing love potions," Ron said simply.

"Well don't just stand there like the idiot you are, START MAKING IT!" Hermione snapped angrily.

Harry tuned to Ron and shruged and started the love potion, followed by Hermione screaming.

"TURN IT CLOCK-WISE, NOT COUNTER CLOCK-WISE!" "NO! SMALLEST TO LARGEST! GET IT RIGHT RONALD!" "HARRY!LAVENDER LATER!" "AUHHHH, LET ME DO IT!"

Finally Hermione settled on doing it all her-self, which was probably safer and finished in no time at all.

"Time's up! Now bottle your potions, if you will be able to call them potions after what you did to it, and bing them up!" Snape yelled. One by one the students bottled their potions and sent them up. "Now, I will choose two of you potions and mixed them together and we will do what we discussed at the beginning of class," He glared at Harry, Ron and Hermione. Then Hermione shot up he hand. "But sir, if we mix our potions together, then drink them, will it-"

"Happen, yes, very smart. 10 points from Gryfindor."

The Gryfindors groned. It was the second time they lost points today; Nevile came late and made Professer McGonagall mess up the charm she was doing. 10 points gone.

"Now, lets see... how about..." He smirked then said, "Granger's and Malfoy's"

Malfoy said something under his breath that sounded like, "My dad will get you, oh yes he will! If I turn into a Mudblood then your dead..."

Snape mixed their potions and handed them each a newly mixed vile.

"Cheers," Growled Malfoy and drank it quickly. Hermione drank it slowly, unlike Malfoy.He started to cough. "God, what is this stuff? It's so-" He managed to say but stopped. He staggered. Then Hermione started to feel tingley inside. She felt as though she was being controlled but being loved at the same time. She never felt this way before. She felt love, of course but never controlled. It was so odd.She also staggered a bit, then alot.

"Draco-" She whispered. She suddenly felt that she could rely on him. Like he could save her. What was happening? Did she, Oh no, Hermione thought. Oh no!"Draco I-" She said again uncontrollably before she fell, and fainted.

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i hope i left you in suspence. you're probably very confussed, but trust me, it will make sence soon. this chappie wasn't funny, but the next one will!