Boredom Provoked One Shot Fic #4946
Cassidy and Mondo have a child together. (His name is Pyriel(pih-ree-el)!) Mondo and Cassidy go out on the town one night and have Uncie Babus care for the little hellion. Funny.
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"Bye mommy! Bye Daddy!!!" Pyriel Ruydijjiu(Mondo's name.....just made it up......struck random keys on the board...) "Bye Pyri!" Cassidy yells as she steps into the Chocobo-drawn carradge that Mondo had rented.
Pyriel turns to Babus. "What we gonna do, Uncie Babus?" "Well, your moma told me that you HAVE to take a bath. But you can stay up till 9:30." Pyriel looks at the clock. 8:00. He has 1 hr and a half. A smile courses up his young Nu Mou face. "I WANNA COOKIE!" He yells as he runs into the kichen. "PYRIEL! No! Your mom said no sweets!" He chases after Pyriel. Babus finds Pyriel standing atop the counter, holding a fudgey-nutty choco- cookie in his grubby little hands. He beams at Babus. "Put, the, cookie, down." Babus says through gritted teeth. "No." "Put it down!" Pyriel sticks the cookie in his mouth. "Take it out!" "nuuuu!" (translation:No!) Pyriel says as he spits fudge and nuts all over the floor. "I'm not going to clean that up and your mother is going to be soooo mad at you!" "POOK-A-POO!" Pyriel screams as he takes dirt from some potted Gyshal Greens Cassidy had planted for "atmosphere" and slings it a Babus. "Ha! Direct hit!"The boy exclaims. The mud soaks the front of Babus's Onlyone. Pyriel grabs the whole jar of cookies and runs outside screaming something incoherant. Something about trolls and Moogle. The Runeseeker growels in anger and chases after his nephew. "Pyriel! Pyriel come back here! If you don't come back now, I'm gonna tell your momm--" Babus is cut short as he trips over a muddy hole Pyriel had dug as a trap. "Damn you, Pyriel!" Pyriel runs by and dumps hay from Moogli(Cassidy's Chocobo)'s stable on Babus's head.
After 3 excrutiating hours, Cassidy and Mondo return. Babus has finnaly gotten Pyriel to bathe, but he couldn't get the boy to go to sleep. He sits on the couch, bouncing up and down watching CatDog(Mewt wanted it...) and screaming. Babus sits in a corner, holding his head and praying. "How was our Pyri!?" "Muuuuumi!" Pyriel hugs his mom and dad's knees. He yawns. "awwwwwww....our little man is all tuckered out!" Mondo says as he hugs his son. 'Me and Uncie Babus played mudmonsters and we runed around the road!" They look at Babus. "He even leted me ate a cookie!" "Oh! Well, we'll have to talk to Uncie Babus.'Mondo takes Pyriel up to his bed room and puts his child to sleep. Babus stands there, mouth agape, pointing with trembeling hands at his evil little nephew.
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Wheeeee! R&R! Or just R..........meaning review............(Babus looks like Dib in the last part to me....in my head...)
Cassidy and Mondo have a child together. (His name is Pyriel(pih-ree-el)!) Mondo and Cassidy go out on the town one night and have Uncie Babus care for the little hellion. Funny.
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"Bye mommy! Bye Daddy!!!" Pyriel Ruydijjiu(Mondo's name.....just made it up......struck random keys on the board...) "Bye Pyri!" Cassidy yells as she steps into the Chocobo-drawn carradge that Mondo had rented.
Pyriel turns to Babus. "What we gonna do, Uncie Babus?" "Well, your moma told me that you HAVE to take a bath. But you can stay up till 9:30." Pyriel looks at the clock. 8:00. He has 1 hr and a half. A smile courses up his young Nu Mou face. "I WANNA COOKIE!" He yells as he runs into the kichen. "PYRIEL! No! Your mom said no sweets!" He chases after Pyriel. Babus finds Pyriel standing atop the counter, holding a fudgey-nutty choco- cookie in his grubby little hands. He beams at Babus. "Put, the, cookie, down." Babus says through gritted teeth. "No." "Put it down!" Pyriel sticks the cookie in his mouth. "Take it out!" "nuuuu!" (translation:No!) Pyriel says as he spits fudge and nuts all over the floor. "I'm not going to clean that up and your mother is going to be soooo mad at you!" "POOK-A-POO!" Pyriel screams as he takes dirt from some potted Gyshal Greens Cassidy had planted for "atmosphere" and slings it a Babus. "Ha! Direct hit!"The boy exclaims. The mud soaks the front of Babus's Onlyone. Pyriel grabs the whole jar of cookies and runs outside screaming something incoherant. Something about trolls and Moogle. The Runeseeker growels in anger and chases after his nephew. "Pyriel! Pyriel come back here! If you don't come back now, I'm gonna tell your momm--" Babus is cut short as he trips over a muddy hole Pyriel had dug as a trap. "Damn you, Pyriel!" Pyriel runs by and dumps hay from Moogli(Cassidy's Chocobo)'s stable on Babus's head.
After 3 excrutiating hours, Cassidy and Mondo return. Babus has finnaly gotten Pyriel to bathe, but he couldn't get the boy to go to sleep. He sits on the couch, bouncing up and down watching CatDog(Mewt wanted it...) and screaming. Babus sits in a corner, holding his head and praying. "How was our Pyri!?" "Muuuuumi!" Pyriel hugs his mom and dad's knees. He yawns. "awwwwwww....our little man is all tuckered out!" Mondo says as he hugs his son. 'Me and Uncie Babus played mudmonsters and we runed around the road!" They look at Babus. "He even leted me ate a cookie!" "Oh! Well, we'll have to talk to Uncie Babus.'Mondo takes Pyriel up to his bed room and puts his child to sleep. Babus stands there, mouth agape, pointing with trembeling hands at his evil little nephew.
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Wheeeee! R&R! Or just R..........meaning review............(Babus looks like Dib in the last part to me....in my head...)
