A/N: Hey all! This is just a prank day sort of story. Maybe with some H/T romance l8r! I don't own anyof the characters, so don't sue me!! And I know it's not valentines day!! So sue me!!

No wait! Don't!! I haven't got a penny in the world!! :)

Enjoy!

Eva

Chapter 1. Valentine pranks.

"All clear!" Foaly's voice says into my helmet. "Kelp!" I spit into my mouth piece, "What's your status?" "Approaching enemy territory," Says Trouble, "and can you cut the 'Kelp' stuff?" "Trouble" I say painfully. "This is serious!! If we get caught..." I don't finish the sentence, letting it trail off omunously. "We won't get caught Holly." Trouble replies. "Yeah," Says Ash Vein, "And even if we get caught, what can he do to us?" "Shut up!" I hiss. Don't they understand the DANGER?! "Whatever you say, sweetcheeks." Says Chix Verbil. Evidentely not. "Secure the location." I bark. I'm answered by syncronized groans. "Holly, relax!" Says Scott O'deal. I tune them out, and focus on the targeted area. Commander Roots office. "Number 5! Number 8! Stand guard!" I say. "The rest of you, follow me."

For once, they actually obey me. Perhaps struck by the sheer odasity of what we're doing. Armed with ribbons, red bows, pink hearts and lace doillies, we enter the office. I check my moonmeter, 32 minutes til Root shows up. I smile. "Okay men!" I say, "Do your work!!" We fall upon the office like sharks on their prey. In twenty minutes, the office looks like the inside of a boutique. "Alright everyone," I say. "Good job! I'm proud of you all! Now lets move out!" There's a rush for the door. "Foaly" I say, "Are the camras ready? Can you do this?" "Can a dwarf eat a dog in 27 seconds?" He asks, using his rhetorical crap as usual. "I take that as a yes." I say. Before leaving the office, I take time to look at the pink and read explosion. I grin evily. Boy will Root be surprised.

A/N: Yeah, I know it's short. But it was all I could think of. Plz review! Tell me what can be improved in future chapters! Thnx!! :)