It was a rather nice sensation, flying that is. There was just one problem: Naruto couldn't fly. He was hit with a fist full o' chakra from his teammate. Obviously Sakura didn't find his joke about boobs impressive or appropriate in anyway and responded accordingly. As he dove through the wild blue he eventually looked up with his one good eye and saw something unique. Soaring right above him was a small red bird that was looking down at him. Naruto thought this was cool, the bird thought: 'Aw shit, there goes the sky.'
Naruto smiled at it and watched slowly as the bird began to rise. However, his point of view was off. The bird was watching slowly as he fell to the ground. The bird quickly dove left and continued on its path as he went crashing through a tiled roof. Naruto landed shoulder first which than propelled his head against a wall eventually stopping him.
He tried to lift his head but one eye blacked and the head injury, through the smoke of the room he assumed he was going to be eaten by a giant monsters slowly stalking towards him. As the monster came closer he noticed some thing round and partially covered. Two some things actually. Naruto was starring at a pair of boobs, close and personal. He immediately fell unconscious with a stupid smile on his face and a brand new nose bleed.
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The young Hyuuga was aware something had just crashed into her bath house. Quickly thinking, she put a towel on her head and lowered herself into the water to eye level until she could make out that it was not an immediate threat. Rather she saw the orange and black of the outfit and lifted her head out of the water questioning him quietly.
Not receiving an answer, Hinata wrapped a towel around herself and exited the bath. She walked over slowly, and nervously, and knelt down besides him asking if he was okay. Before he could finish the sentence Naruto got a nose bleed and quickly passed out. "Uh, Naruto!"
Hinata tried to shake him awake but he was coming about. After a second Neji burst throught he door and looked down at the scene than back at Hinata. "What's he doing in here?"
"He came crashing through the roof, Neji. I think he's hurt pretty badly." Hinata said a bit worried. Neji sighed an picked him up off the floor. "Go get dressed, I'll put him in a spare room."
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Naruto awoke in a small room on a bed mat, the sunshine coming through the windows above his head. He groaned and sat up to look around, at the time he saw her and she made eye contact. "Are you alright, Naruto?"
"Uh, yea…" He said rubbing his head. Naruto finally realized where he was. "How'd I get here?"
"Well, after Sakura… We had to bring you someplace to do it." Hinata said thinking of healing. However Naruto completely overlooked that. "Sakura helped after a while since I'm not as good as she is. Her hands are a lot more skilled. I'm afraid she was a little rough. At one point she decided to break your nose…
"There was a lot of it coming out and I thought you were going to die, but luckily Neji helped."
"Neji helped?!" Naruto said going on freaked out.
"Yea, he's actually very good with it, he just doesn't like to talk about it." Hinata said and watched as Naruto blushed deeply and jumped out the window. Hinata scratched her head and watched as Neji came in the room with new bandages in his arms. "He just got really red and left."
"Left? What did you say to him?" Neji asked looking down at her.
Hinata shrugged. She quickly repeated everything she said and saw Neji's face. He was smiling a little trying to bit his lip to keep composure. He took two steps out of the room and closed the door silently behind him. After a second Neji broke down laughing hunched over on the floor.
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Naruto landed on the stone walked way out of town questioning himself. He took a couple steps towards the bench and fell over in pain. Naruto quickly grabbed his leg where he felt warm blood begin to seep out.
"You idiot, what are you doing up walking around already? You're going to tear… You already tore your stitches…" Sakura said walking up behind him and promptly hitting him upside the head to add more injury to injury. She shoved him down and quickly rolled up his pant leg healing him. "Didn't Hinata tell you that you were badly injured?"
"Um… So that's what she must have been going on about…" Naruto laughed as Sakura kept working. She than pulled out a needle and thread and began to stitch him up. He gritted his teeth and soon adapted to the pain. "Hey Sakura, what to hear something funny?"
"Is it going to get you punched in the face again?" She said not looking up from her work.
"Hopefully not… They way Hinata described everything made it sound like the two of you slept with me." Naruto laughed and Saukra looked at him not knowing how to respond. "Than she added that Neji helped and I beat it out of there. Funny huh?"
"You're an idiot." Sakura said and than began walking. Naruto called after her asking where she was going. "I'm going to go tell Sai, you stay there and heal."
"Tell Sai?! But he can't keep his mouth shut! Sakura!"
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"Wait, what?" Hinata asked quietly tilting her head. Neji had stopped laughing uncontrollably to tell her what she had said to him. "So he thinks that we and Sakura and you…"
"Hinata… She fainted again." Neji sighed and dragged his unconscious cousin on the bed and walked out to find the pink haired Kunochi who had started it all walking towards them. "Naruto's gone."
"I know, he broke his stitches back open." She complained walking towards him. "He thinks that… You told her what he took her words as?"
"Yea…" Both began laughing.
