It was a perfectly normal day when Atlantis Silvers entered the Gryffindor Common Room, carrying a large paper bag. She was not expecting to see the place nearly empty, nor was she expecting her friends to be back form detention so soon. Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, T.G. and Serpentyna Silvers all stared back at her as if they had stopped what they were doing checking to make sure it wasn't a teacher before running and hiding fro no good reason each wearing the I-don't-have-a-clue-what-your-talking-about!What-the-hell-are-you-still-staring-at-me-for? Smile they were known for.
"What… did… you… do?" as she walked in farther realizing that the room was in turmoil, chairs were overturned, some of the pillows were just a pile of stuffing. Parchment, ink, quills were floating in the air; and as Atlantis glanced upward she screamed in horror as the rest of the Gryffindor fourth years were dangling from the ceiling with strange expressions of ecstasy on their faces as they carefully followed every fleck of dust that floated past them! " Tyna! You gave them the good pixie sticks?"
She rose and retorted, " No, I saved those for the bath tub!" to which Sirius let out a snort of giggles, alien to his manly appeal. "oops I wasn't supposed to say that!" She laughed helplessly and hung her head against Sirius shoulder(Sirius was still leaning in prayer position near one of the un-torn to bits couches.
"Ok, Would someone mind telling me what the HELL happened in here while I was gone for what…TEN MINUTES!" T.G. hopped up this time and skipped over to Atlantis as if she had just been dosed in alcohol (sniffs pina colada if I'm correct).
"Oh Lanai, Where do you want us to start? We were Hic everywhere!" She slurred the last word.
Tyna came bounding forward, tripped on Sirius fell on top of him, then started giggling again, all before shouting. " Oh, I know. I know! We have a tape!" then, "magical" brandishing a video tape recorder. " There was an island, a dragon, a werewolf ("that's me!" hiccupped Remus, as T.G. squeezed him into a hug.), a mermaid, a bathtub, oh never mind. Just watch it!"
On the video…..
Serpentyna and Sirius were dancing to "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts, I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I shake my little tush on the catwalk" which Remus was singing. Then, they ran off screen, leaving T.G. and Remus and James blowing into the camera lenses and making distorted faces. Then, someone must have picked the camera up because it moved. All we could see was the inside of the portrait hole and every time it swung open the bewildered Gryffindor was given a pixie stick from two apparently drunk Marauders, while the camera holding was snorting and flinging the student into the roof where he was placed under the Confuzzling Charm! The camera went fuzzy for a while and than a very smiley Remus popped up adjusting it so it was clear. Sirius and Serpentyna were once again facing each other, a plate of Oreos and glasses of milk were sitting in the middle. They both started making faces at each other. James, waved his hands between the two, " On your mark, get set, GO!" And the two chugged the milk and tried to fit as many cookies in their mouth without chewing as they could. The rule was that the first person to throw up wins! Of course, Sirius, who is a much heavier drinker than Serpentyna was, he won. (Relax, it was only butter-beer!) Then, Serpentyna rose up, suddenly, and grabbed Sirius' hand, leading him into the girl's dormitories ( dragging him up as the stairs faded into a stone slide.) Remus turned the camera to face him and made a face, then T.G.'s head could be seen, totally smothering Remus, in Kisses. They sat there in their pile of Kisses, while James video taped. T.G. was rubbing them against her face and rolling her eyes at the camera; while Remus was just throwing them up in the air, as if they were money. Screen goes blurry again….
Bathroom door opens….Serpentyna and Sirius are in the bathtub. Tyna's pouring pixie sticks into the tub, the line of which was now over-flowing in sugary dust! It appeared that both were completely naked! They started moving into a kiss, when Remus jumped in and shouted, "Surprise!" Then, T.G.'s voice could be heard saying, " What the HELL?" The camera apparently fell out of James' hands and crashed to the floor making the screen fuzzy, the image of Sirius and Serpentyna smiling, wildly, as if they had just come back from an adventure, was seen picking up the camera, and then the two snogged each other, in what they called " THE PERFECT WAY TO END A VERY STUPID MOVIE!"
Atlantis was silent, but didn't seem at all shocked at the "Movie". " One questions, where did the pillows and quills, and ink come in?"
" Oh, those were like that when we got here?" James said, not even pondering the thought, as his sugar rush was slowing down. Actually, everyone in the common room seemed as though they were slowing down. Atlantis smiled, just waiting for someone to ask-
"Hey, what's in the bag?" Serpentyna Silvers questioned, unenthusiastically.
" knew you'd ask…" She handed everyone Twizzlers, mostly because she hated them herself and wanted to get rid of them. Serpentyna's sugar rush started again, and she opened the bag…. And it started all over again….let's just say……
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
