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Look, I never wanted to destroy the half bloods. Actually, I loved my grandchildren. All I ever wanted was to get the would out of this dark age that the gods had created. Nuclear weapons! No respect for supernatural beings! Pollution! Also his son had killed him, shouldn't he want revenge! Too late now he thought bitterly. It all started when Luke Callesen was born to that jerk Hermes…
I sensed the bitterness of the boy from the time he realised he was different from the other children his age. "Now is the time to return to the world above . Out of this age of darkness! The half-bloods with join me for sure. After all what have their parents done for them? I am powerful enough… now is the time!" I muttered to myself. "I will lead my servants out of this pit! My brothers by my side we will storm Olympus! See how Zeus will like this miserable pit!"
After years of plotting I finally got Luke on his side whispering in his ear, telling him of the olympians fails and well, his mother's condition only made it easier! Getting him to steal the bolt, brilliant! Well….. actually that was not his idea but a dracaena who had served him for many years. But did she ever get any credit? No! And after that didn't turn out so well, his idea of the coffin? I am a genius! Luke sword gave me a peek in to the outside world but did he notice, No! If only It wasn't for that upstart Percy Jackson and His side kick Annabeth… Holding the sky, BHAH! If only Luke was not so in love with That miserable daughter of Athena! Failing his mission to find Dadulas and destroy those miserable Half-bloods! And Lukes body was less the satisfactory… But boy was it still good to have a body! I could flex my fingers and wiggle my toes!
When the battle came I tried to not destroy the half-bloods but my army was persistent. So I sent a peacemaking team under a white flag but that scoundrel Prothosemus ruined it! Pandoras jar? BHAH! Why give them a jar when you can crush them! Oops… Did I say that? I meant that they should has showered them with love and kisses. Anyway, after they defeated Hyperion I began to lose hope and when that moronic son of mine, Hades and his even more moronic sorry loveable son, Nico showed up I got mad, really mad. I guess I should explain my anger problems. My doctor says its a side effect from slicing up my father and the stress of ruling the world but whenever I got the slightest bit mad I see red. So there I was la-dee-da and I hear that my kid will kill me and bam! I eat my kid. So you see, I'm not all bad so any way I was creaming Jackson and he decides to call his father, Poseidon to help the gods. So boom! my biggest advantage gone so Jackson gets cocky and throws my sword into the fire. While I'm down that useless loveable!I mean loveable son of Nemesis tries to stab me in the back… Literally! Then, Luke takes control and goes all " do you love me Annie? No oh well I will kill my self!" So I can't stop him and before I know it i'm here, a bunch of particles floating in the air at the mercy of the wind. So please, rise me again? NO! Then Die! Wait, what, NO not the wind!
Yes, Its bad. Just a silly rant.
