I AM MAKING FUN OF JACOB. WHOEVER DOESN'T LIKE IT LIVE WITH IT.
Jacob POV
I still don't know how it happened. I mean I was in my wolf transmutation and started to foam at the mouth. It was weird and I had ignored it. Now it was worse. I would all of a sudden get really excited over something. Then, I would get a fever, even high for werewolves. I would have all of the sudden violent moments. I would get depressed, by thinking of Bella being changed. Now, I can't drink water. It's weird. I explain it to Sam and said it could just be a phase. I asked my dad. He said I was just plain crazy. I ignored it. It was weird just a phase. Then when I was on patrol with Quil and Embry I passed out.
Quil POV
I was on patrol with Embry and Jacob. Jacob's mind on his weird new thing happening with his body. I was laughing at his new weirdness and then his thoughts stopped. I ran over to him and he was his human self, unconscious.
Embry. Jacob's unconscious.
Ok.
He came up to me and helped me carry Jacob off. He's one big dude.
Oh shit. Embry where the hell are we suppose to take him. We can't take him to a hospital.
What about the Cullens?
No WAY! I am not taking Jake to a bunch of Bloodsuckers.
We have to. Carlisle is the only one who can help him.
I nodded to Embry's thoughts and phased back. I threw my pants on while Embry did the same. We carried Jake to the bloodsuckers house.
Alice POV
I was on the ouch with Jasper, absent mindingly looking into Bella's future. Trying to clear out Edward's and Bella's so called making out session upstairs. Then my vision went black.
"Damn it!" I screamed
Then all my family was looking at me intensely.
"What's the matter?" Edward asked holding Bella
"The dogs are coming." I said emphasizing the dog part
Bella winced.
"Sorry." I said gravely
Rosalie let out a small groan. Emmett looked happy? I don't know. Esme didn't care, but I saw that she would buy lots of air freshener. Then the mutts came into the room, carrying Jake.
"What happened?!" Bella exclaimed
"I don't know he passed out." said one of the mutts
"Let me look at him." Carlisle said
He started to examine Jacob. He was confused.
"Alice get me the phone." Carlisle demanded me
I was back in a second with our wireless phone. He dialed a number I didn't recognized. The guy answered.
"Hello?"
"Hi, can I speak to Dr. Goldberg please?" Carlisle asked
"Sure hold on."
"Dr. Goldberg."
"Yes, Doctor I need to ask you something." Carlisle said
"Yes. What is it?"
"What are the symptoms of rabies?"
Emmett POV
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Jacob had rabies. I started to laugh hysterically along with the rest of my family.
"Jake has rabies?" Bella asked totally in shock
I laughed harder and grabbed my sides. This was priceless. Rosie was laughing her head off. She would do anything to get dirt on Jacob. Poor, Jake he is never going to live this one down. Edward was laughing too. I mean this is so funny. Him getting rabies. Quil and Embry looked like they were going into shock. No, they were in shock. I just kept laughing along with my family. Except Bella of course.
Bella POV
Jake had rabies!!!!!! That is so not good. I had a dog once and he got rabies, and he died from it. DIED! I was crying now. Edward was holding me back, laughing his head off. I ripped myself away from him.
"WHAT THE HELL!!! DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY HEARTS!! JAKE COULD DIE. DIE. I HAD A DOG ONCE AND HE DIED FROM HAVING RABIES! DIED! AND ALL YOU COULD DO IS LAUGH! THAT IS SO NOT COOL!" I screamed
They all looked at me with total shock. Edward looked paler. I couldn't even describe it. Emmett was the first one to spoke.
"What was the dog's name?" he asked
Shit.
"Jacob." I said
He broke off into laughter again. His booming laugh echoing thought the silent house. Jasper was trying not to laugh. Alice was shaking so hard she was trying not to laugh. Edward was amused.
"Bella, we don't have hearts." Emmett said smiling slyly
"I should of named the cat EMMETT!" I screamed at him
"Wow, Bella that hurt." he said sarcastically
I walked over to Jake. And hugged his warm body.
Edward POV
Jacob had rabies! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is too good. I was laughing and Bella didn't like that. I started to rummage into everyone's thoughts.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. RABIES. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Emmett
JAKE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN. Rosalie
POOR JAKE Esme
I DON'T KNNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RABIES. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO HELP HIM. Carlisle
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Alice
The other werewolves were all shocked. They weren't thinking. I laughed harder.
"WHAT THE HELL!!! DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY HEARTS!! JAKE COULD DIE. DIE. I HAD A DOG ONCE AND HE DIED FROM HAVING RABIES! DIED! AND ALL YOU COULD DO IS LAUGH! THAT IS SO NOT COOL!" Bella screamed
I was shocked. My face color must have changed. I was shocked. Bella had never yelled at that. Emmett asked something stupid and it made her yell again. I didn't mean to. But as a vampire this is so funny. She went to give the unconscious mutt a hug. She was crying. I didn't mean to do make her cry. Grief immediately filled my veins and I ran over to her. I hugged her from behind. I turned her around and kissed her tears away.
"I'm sorry, love." I said
I hugged her into my chest. I smelt her strawberry hair. She kept crying. I hate seeing her cry.
Rosalie POV
That stupid mutt got rabies. What an idiot. I have juice on him now. He always makes stupid blond jokes, that annoy the crap out of me. Oh how sweet revenge is.
Jake's POV
I woke up stretching. I felt terrible. I was stiff from sleeping. What had happened? I don't remember anything, except patrolling with Embry and Quil. I shook my head. I saw the blond bloodsucker staring at me.
"What? Where am I?" I asked
"You're at my house." she said smirking
"Why the hell am I here?" I asked
"Because you're sick." she said
"What's my sickness?" I asked
That caused everyone to laugh.
"So, Jake. How's rabies?"
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. I HATE JACOB. GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!
