"Hmmm… no, not enough bird," Discord muttered. He was trying to transfigure an otter into a mixture of several creatures for a pet.
Discord snapped his eagle claw and one large bird's wing, bright pink, sprouted from the otter's left side of his back. The draconequus had already given the otter a goat eye, a bat wing, two snake tails, duck and chicken legs, and the arms of a zebra and monkey. Now, the only otter-like thing about the creature was its head, left eye, and basic body.
"Now, Manic," Discord mused, his new pet's name. "don't worry about swimming. Even with your new form, you'll be able to do all the things you used to, and more!"
The otter, relieved, sighed and wiped the sweat from its head.
"Discord?!" A usually near-silent voice called from behind the draconequus. He turned, and Fluttershy flew from the winow of her cottage to the stump where the two creatures were. "What have you done to Oscar?"
"Oh dear," Discord said, his eyes widening. "I didn't expect you home so early. But, no matter. Made him better!" Discord stepped aside so Fluttershy could see his handiwork.
"Discord," Fluttershy sighed. "just because Rainbow Dash called you a chaotic, unstable degenerate doesn't mean you can take your emotions out on poor innocent animals." She flew down and picked the otter up in her hooves.
"I'm not. I wanted a pet of my own. I already said I'd be fine with a platypus, but Petunia was already adopted by Archie Ology." Discord materialized a beret on his head and an artists' palette in his arms. "Besides, he's the star example of my new line of animal art: Discordization."
"Discord, Oscar has a family. Olivia, his wife, is pregnant, and they need him." She gave him her stare (not the evil eye, but rather one where she widened her eyes and pouted her lips).
"Aw. Doh, fine." Discord snapped his lion paw and Oscar went back to normal. The otter smiled and jumped out of Fluttershy's grasp, running towards his home.
"That's better. Now, dinner's ready if you're hungry. We've got extra oats today." Fluttershy flew back to her hut and opened the door.
Discord chuckled and waved his claw. On his head appeared a new "otter-quus", an exact copy of Manic/Oscar's Discord-ized form. "Hello Manic. I'm Discord."
