A Note- This is my new poetry/wrock album. THIS IS HUMOUR ONLY! All the info about my wand, house and year is from my Pottermore account. My other albums have been No sign of you and I won't let go and a demo called I see you. I wanted to originally sing these songs and form a wizard rock band but I settled on this. If you want to use any of the songs in your fic, feel free to state in a review and I'll be happy to pm you! I don't own much.

I guess that my Hogwarts letter's a bit overdue

And I guess that I should be in year two

I'm still waiting, are you?

Still I won't lose hope

No I haven't been doing dope

I even made a wand of ash

And put in a feather of gold

It was the right shape,

swishy and the right hold

It doesn't work!

So I am a muggleborn squib

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn squib

I ain't got no magic in my family

though I swear I have it, really

Just need to work on my spells

I can almost hear the School bells

I know that everyone thinks I'm a cracked nut

I betcha' I'll get their mouths shut

So I am a muggleborn squib

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn squib

I know that I'll be in Gryffindor for sure

I got first-rate courage, cant ig-nore

I may sound like a bore

And your ears may be slightly sore

I swear I'll heal it when I master the charm

BECAUSE...

I am a muggleborn squib

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn squib

(muh-muh-muh-muggleborn...

muh-muh-muh-muggleborn...)

OH YEAH!