Do you wanna buy a chicken?
And dip the wings into this ranch sauce?
It's tender, crisp and very good
It spent all afternoon in the oven
It used to be alive and cock-a-doodle-DOOOOOO, and now it's not
It's finger lickin' good
Do you wanna buy a chicken?
And yes it has to be this chicken
Screw off, I'm a vegan...!
Okay, bye...
