[A/n: Yeah, okay. Just to warn you: This story is not meant to make sense!
I wrote it on a major sugar high at 2:00 in the morning! Oh, and by the
way, all flames will be used to set my neighbor on fire! Nice day! ^_^]
{Setting: Tifa's bar in Midgar after the Meteor incident. Tifa is showing off her newest growth in 'Assets'; Cid is drunk off his ass; Barret is practicing his sad impression of Mr. T.; Red is busying himself with Tifa's leg, Aeris is poking random people asking them to buy flowers; Yuffie is following them and stealing their shit after they do buy flowers. Poor Vincent is sitting in the corner rocking back and forth, whispering something about how sleep was better than these ass-fucks. Cloud is seated at the bar with a magazine featuring a streaking Sephiroth. Speaking of Sephy, Sephiroth enters the bar and takes a seat.}
Sephy: Holy Jenova! Your boobs are bigger than last time I saw you! *Drools as he stares at Tifa's newest addition to her chest. *
Tifa: Oh yeah! I went back to my plastic surgeon with all the money I got from saving the world! Do you like them?
Sephy: *Yanks out camera. * You! *Points to Cid. * Drunken loser guy! Take a pic of the boobs and me! I mean Tifa and me! *Shoves cam in Cid's face. *
Cid: Fucking motherfucker! *Eats cam. *
Barrett: I pity da foo' dat be eatin' cameras! *Takes out lolly; sucks. *
Sephy: Umm... Okay...
Aeris: *Pokes Sephy with rod. * Buy a flower!
Sephy: ...No?
Aeris: *Flashes. * Buy a flower now?
Sephy: *Blinks. Aeris' chest = Ribs and Nipples. * ...No. Now, go away you shit for brains. *Shoves. *
Aeris: *Cries and runs. * But I'm a CETRA! I wanna get MY way! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Yuffie: *Shoves shiruken up Sephy's ass, steals his shit and runs. * Hahahahahaha!!!!
Red: *Pop's up from behind bar. * Damn, Seph, if you were that horny, you should have used Tifa's leg! *Goes away. *
Barrett: Damn foo! Cid: I got da film in my mouth hole!
Tifa: Eww.. What's all over my leg?!
Cloud: Damn, Sephy's one sexy bitch! *Rips off clothes, pulls shiruken out of Sephy's ass before brutally raping him. *
*Everyone except Vinnie: Dies. *
Vincent: ...Sure...*Goes back to rocking in his corner. *
[A/n: Yes, yes, very stupid. Well I warned you. So if you're pissed off at me because you wasted your time reading this...* shoves shiruken up your ass, steals your shit and runs. * Muahahahahahahaha!!! ^_~
{Setting: Tifa's bar in Midgar after the Meteor incident. Tifa is showing off her newest growth in 'Assets'; Cid is drunk off his ass; Barret is practicing his sad impression of Mr. T.; Red is busying himself with Tifa's leg, Aeris is poking random people asking them to buy flowers; Yuffie is following them and stealing their shit after they do buy flowers. Poor Vincent is sitting in the corner rocking back and forth, whispering something about how sleep was better than these ass-fucks. Cloud is seated at the bar with a magazine featuring a streaking Sephiroth. Speaking of Sephy, Sephiroth enters the bar and takes a seat.}
Sephy: Holy Jenova! Your boobs are bigger than last time I saw you! *Drools as he stares at Tifa's newest addition to her chest. *
Tifa: Oh yeah! I went back to my plastic surgeon with all the money I got from saving the world! Do you like them?
Sephy: *Yanks out camera. * You! *Points to Cid. * Drunken loser guy! Take a pic of the boobs and me! I mean Tifa and me! *Shoves cam in Cid's face. *
Cid: Fucking motherfucker! *Eats cam. *
Barrett: I pity da foo' dat be eatin' cameras! *Takes out lolly; sucks. *
Sephy: Umm... Okay...
Aeris: *Pokes Sephy with rod. * Buy a flower!
Sephy: ...No?
Aeris: *Flashes. * Buy a flower now?
Sephy: *Blinks. Aeris' chest = Ribs and Nipples. * ...No. Now, go away you shit for brains. *Shoves. *
Aeris: *Cries and runs. * But I'm a CETRA! I wanna get MY way! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Yuffie: *Shoves shiruken up Sephy's ass, steals his shit and runs. * Hahahahahaha!!!!
Red: *Pop's up from behind bar. * Damn, Seph, if you were that horny, you should have used Tifa's leg! *Goes away. *
Barrett: Damn foo! Cid: I got da film in my mouth hole!
Tifa: Eww.. What's all over my leg?!
Cloud: Damn, Sephy's one sexy bitch! *Rips off clothes, pulls shiruken out of Sephy's ass before brutally raping him. *
*Everyone except Vinnie: Dies. *
Vincent: ...Sure...*Goes back to rocking in his corner. *
[A/n: Yes, yes, very stupid. Well I warned you. So if you're pissed off at me because you wasted your time reading this...* shoves shiruken up your ass, steals your shit and runs. * Muahahahahahahaha!!! ^_~
