Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy.

O_O WTF is this??


"...Yuna?"

"Yes?" Yuna asked, glancing up.

"I ate the last pudding cup." Rikku admitted.

Letting out a furious cry, Yuna smashed her foot right in Rikku's face. As the Al-Bhed girl fell backwards, Yuna kicked her in the legs, causing Rikku to lose balance and immediately collapse onto the floor. Totally livid, Yuna sat on top of Rikku's stomach and punched the poor blonde girl in the face.

"YOU STUPID FAT BITCH!!!"

"But...but I'm not even fat-"

"SHUT UP!"

Yuna punched Rikku again, and this time she had broken her cousin's nose. Ignoring the blood on her knuckles, Yuna continued to smash her fists into Rikku's face, breaking a number of her teeth and leaving welts all over. She even went the extra mile and punched her in the throat several times over.

"HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?! STUPID BITCH! STUPID FUCKIN' BITCH!! JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH! YOU'RE A BIG UGLY FAT WHORE!"

She punched Rikku in the jaw, and the sound of it cracking filled the room.

"HA HA HA! YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU, YOU SICK LITTLE DICK-SUCKER!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!"

When she realized Rikku was still alive and crying pitifully, Yuna unsheathed her pistol. Smirking, Yuna held the gun against Rikku's face.

"Y...Y...Yunie...p-p-please...I'm...ahh...I'm s-sorry..." Rikku whimpered, barely able to speak through her mangled face.

"STOP LYING, BITCH!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FAILURE! A FAILURE WHO EATS THE LAST FRICKIN' PUDDING CUP!!!"

Yuna pulled the trigger five times, and Rikku's head was full of smoking holes. Wiping the blood off her face, the ex-Summoner stood up and put on a big smile.

"No one but me eats the last pudding cup...OR ELSE THEY DIE." Yuna exclaimed, kicking Rikku's corpse for emphasis.

Overhearing those words, Paine quickly tossed away the pudding cup she was just eating.