How Ninja school is different then regular school
Hi, this is lil lucario. I want to compare ninja school from regular school. Trust me its worse in ninja school. Just listen.
In regular school you go to gym, in ninja school it's the ring of death. When you do a suicide in regular school, you touch the line, but in ninja school you actually do suicide! You get to the line, and stab yourself with your kunai. You keep doing that, and when you limp back, you'll bleed to death. Is gym (or ring O' Death) still your favorite subject now?
So I walk in the lunch line in regular school and they have different menus. If they get my order wrong, they try again, Pretty simple. Here I am in the lunch line, its ramen and rice balls for the 86th time in a row (It's the 86th day of school) and the got my order wrong and I say "Im sorry I wanted chicken ramen, not the beef ramen." And the Japanese lunch dude says in the accient "YOU NO INSULT RAMEN!!!!!!" and he impales me with chop sticks and im like "Dammit, what the hell!" and then he does flying Siberian tiger on me, pushes it in further, and I couldn't see strait for 3 days. Plus Im definetly not asking to go to the nurse, heres why
At regular school, if you get a paper cut, they will gladly send you to the nurse for a band aid quickly. But one time I get a paer cut at school and I ask the teacher sucking on my finger saying "I got a paper cut, can I go to the nurse and get a band aid?" and the teacher says "Yea, sure" Then the teacher just stabbes you and says "You like that ou little son of a bitch, huh?" and im like "Dammit, what the hell!" and he stabbes me some more and then he says "You can go to the nurse now." He said, but I already passed out.
Now in regular school, you have four minutes, or so, in passing period. So you have time, but ninja school is differt. You have 30 SECONDS, you have to move underground, jump on the walls, bust your locker open, no time to open it, and ninjas are superhuman so they never pee.
The school motto is very important. At regular school you will probably have "Teamwork Makes The Dream work!" but ninja school has "Get your ass back to class!" Its really cool.
So there it is. The truth of ninja school
