Alf Enters The Room And Willie And Kate Are Sitting On The Couch
Alf Looks At Willie
Alf:Don't Bother Looking For Your Tooth Brush, The Toilet Was Really Clogged This Time
Willie Looks At Alf Puzzeled And Runnes Off Screen Into The Bathroom And Screames
Willie:WHY DID YOU SHOVE THE BAG OF CAT FOOD DOWN THE TOILET
Alf:I Wanted It To Atracked Lucky.
Willie Then Runs Into The Room
Willie:Kate Were Gonna Have To Move Somewhere Temporarly While The Plummer Fixes Our Bath Room
Alf:I Blame Brian.
Kate:I'll Call The Plummer
Later That Day
Everyone Was Packing There Stuff Into The Moving Van
Alf Was Wearing A Sherlock Homes Costume And Holding A Micraphone
Alf:Brian, Brian, Brain, What Inspired You To Flood The Bathroom
Brain:I Didn't Do It, You Did!
Alf:Lieing Will Only Extend You Life Sentance
Willie:Alf Get In The Back Seat
Alf Walkes In
Willie:AND STAY UNDER THAT BLANKET!
Alf:OKAY!, Okay., Jeez No Need To Yell At Me.
Lynn:So Dad, Where Are We Moving To Anyway
Willie Pulls Out A Comicly Large Map
Willie:Well It Says It's Some Place Called Townsvile
Lynn:Hmm, I've Never Heard Of It
Alf:Don't Worry About All The Food You Packed I All Ready Took The Librety Of Equaly Dividing Our Rations
Alf:Brian Heres Yours.
Alf Hands Brain A Crum
Willie:ALF YOUR NOT EATING ALL OF OUR RATIONS!
Alf:Fine, How About Half.
Willie:ALF!
Later
Alf:On The 86th Day Of Xmas My True Love Have To Me, 86 Cats A Boiling, 85 Cats A Frying, 84 Cats A Baking
Willie:Enogh, Alf
Alf:83 Cats A Tosting, 82 Cats A Grilling
Kate:Enough
Alf:81 Cats A Sizzling, 80 Cats A Poching
Kate:Enough Alf I Mean It!
Alf:Fine, Not Only Are We Spending 2 Weeks In An Old Run Down Town With No Wifi, But Were Not Aloud To Sing!
Willie:You Can Sing Just Don't Sing About, You Know What
Alf:What?
Kate:Rosting Cats.
Alf:I Didn't Say Rosting, I Said, Frying, Boiling, Baking...
Willie:You Know What We Mean.
Alf:Right, Right, No Cat Songs
Brian:Dad, Do You Think Theres Gonna Be A Good Restant
Alf:I Hope They Searve Cat!
Willie:ALF!
You See Them Drive Into Townsvile
Alf:Why Dose Everything Look So 2D?
Kate:I Don't Know That Is Kind Of Wierd
Willie:Okay Were Here
They Pull Up Infront Of An Old Run Down Motel
The Old Flickering Sighn Reads "AWSOME RESORT HOTEL"
But Then Alot Of The Leters Burn Out And The Sighn Reads As " SOME H EL"
They Walk Into The Hotel And Up To The Desk
A Teenager With Acne Walk Up And Says In A Squeeky Puberty Voice
Guy:Welcome To Awsome Resort Hotel, Where We Are Known For Are Awsome Water Park.
Brian:Can I See It?!
Guy:Sorry Kid, Our Funding Has Been Cut So Our Water Park Was Shut Down.
Kate:I Don't Know About This Place Willie
Willie:It's Cheap And It's All We Could Aford After Alf Flushed Our Life Savings Down The Toilet
Guy:Alf?
Willie:Umm, Uh, Thats My Cats Name, Er, Hes A Trouble Maker, You Know Cats These Days
Guy:That Sounds Like One Mean Cat
Willie:Yeah, HE SURE IS!
Willie Yells At Alf In There Suit Case
The Teenager Shows Them There Room
Wilie:Isn't There A Key
Guy:No, Your Just Gonna Have To Run Into The Door And Hope It Breaks Open
The Guy Leaves
Alf Then Walkes Out Of The Suit Case
They All Run Into The Door And It Breaks Down And They See The Room Is Run Down, The Whole Room Is Covered In Old Food And Drink Stains, Theres Cocroches Everywhere, There Bed Is Filthy With A Spring Stiking Out And There Tv Has Multiple Cracks In The Screen, And The Fuze Box Is Covered In Buble Gum
Alf:This Is My Kind Of Place!
It Then Shows In Outside View Of The Hotel And 3 Streaks Of Light Zoom By The Screen, Pink, Blue, And Green
-TO BE CONTINUED-
