Marge took Bart and Lisa to her Uncle's for the weekend. That just left Homer and his infant daughter Maggie all alone. Homer was very sad as he was super horny and mastrbate won't do the job. He went up to Maggie's room and got a great idea.

"Maggie got a vagina." said Homer gleefully. "We live in a progressive time. Incest and Rape are legal now I think." Homer removed his shirt and pants as well As boxer's. He pulled up her dress and took off her Huggies. He slowly put his big cock in her tiny virgin hole. Then things got crazy. He started fucking like a maniac and would not stop. Maggie slowly woke up, still half asleep. Finally she adjusted and came to what was happening. She started to bawl instantly. Homer wasn't having any of it. "SHUT UP CUNT!" He punch her in the gut and she went back to sleep. Despite he still love her though. Even though it look like he was fucking a rag doll he knew he's fucking a real woman.

Homer got faster and faster. "Oh you little slut! Papa loves you a very longtime!" he began fingering her little hole. She came instantly. That put Homer over the edge. "MAGGIE!" He blew his whole load in her. He laid there for a couple hours with his star cross lover. "Maggie, daddy loves you very much." he said tenderly. She looked beautiful passed out. Just for shits and giggles, he produced some more cum and came in her mouth. She now had jizz coming out of her mouth. Homer laughed and then kissed her passionately. He went to sleep feeling like a new man.

Nine months later Homer and gang fInd out Maggie's pregnant. "D'OHHHH!" thought Homer. "Who am I blaming this on?" Homer then knew. He told the cops it was Bootleg Bart from Harlem. Wiggum and gang go to Harlem to arrest Bootleg Bart. "You going to jail you rapist piece of shit!" shouted the black cop. "Goood" thought Homer. "His bootleg ass owed me anyway."

The next day Bootleg Bart was given an illegal injection and died instantly. He was charged for raping Maggie and for being illegal bootleg merchandise since the 80's. The next day Maggie gave birth but it was an abortion actually. The baby was about to cum out. "SHITTT!" thought Homer. "The doctor will know that kids not black and is MINE!" Homer thought quick. He put on some scrubs and told Dr. Sanchez he was fired and that Homer was new doctor. Homer quickly pulled the baby out of the womb, bit off the cord, dipped the kid in BBQ sauce. The kid was now bleached black was about to stick the infant into theI abortion garbage dispose. When he realized something.

"I could make Maggie and my bastard child famous!" he thunk. He told the guys at TLC and they gave him a ten year contract. "Maggie: Raped by Bootleg Bart and had his Stupid Shit" premiered the next day and lasted over 20 years. Homer made a mistake but he made up for it by making his daughter and grandson famous. He was the best dad ever