Underage Drinking
By - Retainer
I owe nothing.
"Hey Robin, can you watch my food while I get something from my room?" M'gann asked Robin who was dressed in civilian clothes.
"Sure," Robin replied.
"Thanks!" she said and flew away.
Robin stared at the contents in the pot.
It was very red and looked tasty.
"Hmm… It wouldn't hurt to taste some…"
Drawing a spoon out of nowhere, the boy wonder shoved a big spoonful of mysterious food in his mouth.
At first, he chewed at a normal pace but gradually began to slow down and his facial expression turned to horror.
"Gaaah! It's HOT!" Robin shouted.
Quickly grabbing the nearest bottle that was infront of him, he drained the whole bottle without knowing what it was.
After drinking the whole bottle and panting, he raised his head to see what he had drunk.
Cooking wine.
Crap.
...
Few minutes later…
"Hey robin I'm ba-" Miss Martian was shocked to see Robin laying on the floor hiccupping.
"Robin!" she flew over to Robin and had to pinch her nose due to the strong stench of alcohol.
"Hey-hic-sexy-hic-THANG!" Robin drabbled.
Megan's face froze in horror to see the empty bottle of wine she put out to use.
She had heard about how humans get "drunk" when they consume alcohol but she didn't know if it was going to kill robin.
"Oh no… I'm going to get help robin. Ju-just stay here!"
M'gann flew away in a hurry to contact the only person who could make thing right.
Batman.
