Summary: Harry admits being gay, what's with Ginny?

A/N: Found this on computer, made a few little changes... Have fun!

Disclaimer: Nah, I've never even seen JKR other than photographs.

Reveal your true self

-GWRV-GWRV-GWRV-

"Hand me that bag, will you?"

"Sure thing, here."

"Thanks."

"By the way, have you seen this?"

" /gasp/ I didn't know he looked that good without a shirt. I really must get faster with my plans to seduce him."

"Um, you don't have to. It says here: 'I am a single, but there is one guy for whom I would do anything'."

"Shit. Why the hell am I just a girl?"

"Um, dunno. You just were born as a girl. Now c'mon, let's find you another man."

"No, no, maybe he's bisexual and I could still seduce him."

"Oh, for the love... 'I am gay, but I don't still get rid of those fangirls as they think I may be a bisexual.' Here, look."

"No no, he cannot be, this must be a lie!"

"Um, I don't know... I think he's being kinda serious. Let's just go and find you another man."

"How about Dean."

"Gin, you know he's with Seamus."

"No, no... Why are all the good-looking guys gays?"

"Ginny, dear, it is just the law of the nature. As is 'good-looking girls are always straight'."

"You sound a bit disappointed there, Romilda."

"Oh, I am."

"Are you saying you're lesbian."

"Yes, darling."

"But you... you were after Harry so long."

"Yes, but it was just a cover."

"Are you in love?"

"Yes."

"With whom?"

"..."

"What did you say?"

"Oh, nothing."

"You are in love with me?"

"You heard?"

-HP-RW-HP-RW-

"You knew."

"Yes, I did."

"You knew my sister was lesbian and in love with Romilda Vane."

"Yes."

"How, pray tell, did you know?"

"It's a sense. Though it isn't any use with my love, I can't see his love."

"Oh, who is he? You haven't told us yet."

/shakes head/ "And I'm not intending to."

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"Well, at least he's gay."

"Yes, and he's got his eyes on someone already and I don't think I am the one."

"You could always ask, you know."

"Ah, let's go and ask then."

"I knew you'd do it!"

-HPDM-HPDM-HPDM-

"Potter!"

"Yeah, Malfoy?"

"You said you're interested in someone. Care to tell me whom?"

"Nope."

"Is it me?"

"Was that pleading?"

"Yes."

"Yes."

"It is me?"

"Yes."

"Great." /kiss/