La Li Ho!! Hi! Long time no see! If your wondering why I never finished my one story, well….I've been doing a lot and also….i didn't really have the attention span to finish it. BUT don't worry! I shall finish it…..EVENTUALLY!! Anywho, I just thought of this funny story today…kinda based off what happened to me one day….yeah….MOVING ON!!
Want some Coffee?
It was early in the morning, well at least for Shuichi that is. He had to wake up at eight o'clock in the morning to get to work, but woke up at five o'clock because he heard noises. His lover, Eiri Yuki, was up and in the kitchen at the time Shuichi was awake. He was working on another deadline (of coarse) and went to make some coffee.
Shuichi wondered out looking half dead. His hair was all messy, his tank top strap was falling off his shoulder and he was holding his pillow in his hand. The novelist stared at him as if he were a ghost. Shuichi waddled to the fridge or more of waddled into it. He then just stood there. Yuki continued to stare.
"You okay, brat?" he asked.
Shuichi was quiet for a moment. "……ehhhhh…." Was all he said. Yuki walked up to him and dragged him to the table. He sat the singer down in a seat and took the one across from him.
"Soooo, why are you up this early?" he asked.
"Stupid….yawn….noise…." he said as he rubbed his eye. Yuki noticed that the coffee was ready. He got up and grabbed two mugs. He poured coffee into both and handed one mug to the young singer.
"Here. Drink this." He said. Shuichi grabbed the mug and looked at Yuki confused.
"Its coffee, you drink it and-"
"I know, but….i thought I was too hyper for coffee."
"Yeah, well not right now." Shuichi shrugged and drag some and then spit it out.
"OWWW!! HOTTTT!!"
"Idiot. Wait till it cools!"
"….Oh…."
Later when the coffee cooled, he drank some more. He spit it out again.
"YUCK!! GROSS!!" yelled the vocalist.
"Well, what did you think tasted like?"
"…….chocolate."
"Why?!"
"Because of its color."
"JUST DRINK THE REST!!"
"Alright, alright." So Shuichi finished the rest and then he jumped up.
"I WANT A DOG!"
"Where did that come from?"
"CAN WE GET ONE PWEESE?!" Yuki just walked away and hid in his office. An hour later he came out and saw Shuichi on the couch asleep. He quickly ran to Shuichi.
"Shuichi! What's wrong?"
"Five more minutes, mom." mumbled Shuichi in his sleep.
"You're asleep!?"
"Coffee does the opposite effect on me a guess." Shuichi mumbled on. Yuki looked at him like he was an alien. Yuki just walked away.
"Can I get that dog now?"
"NO!!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
"Alright!"
"….Wha?"
"We'll get your stupid dog."
"…..Yay...Can we get it when I wake up?"
"…Sure. By the way."
"Hmmm?" questioned the singer tired.
"What was the noise you heard that woke you up in the first place?"
"Uhh…its was like…..PakeeeeshhhhhhhhhAlalalalal…..yeah."
"…….that was the heater."
"Give it some food so it will shut up….I'm sleepy." Shuichi fell asleep. Yuki grabbed the blanket on the couch and laid it over Shuichi. He looked at the clock and it was close to eight.
'Shuichi has to go to work soon.' He thought. He then shrugged and thought 'not my problem.' And he walked into his office to work.
End
Ta-Da!! Now you know my life story. Well! Gots to go. ….and don't worry….I'll finish the story….when I'm awake…
