A/N: Me: In honor of my most faithful reviewer, FreakyD45663, I'm making this story. She gave me the idea about Tom being chased by fangirls. I just rolled with it.
Tom: What me being chased by who?
Me: Shush Tommy Natalie is working.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in the Harry Potter realms. I wish i did, but I do not. They belong to the wonderful J.KR.
Chapter 1
In a town near Kentucky, Main, and California on an unnamed street there was a indescribable girl sitting on a tan couch in her split level home. Next to her was a tall boy with jet black hair and matching black eyes. He flipping through a large boring looking book, that made the girl want to go to sleep just looking at it.
"So," said the girl, "Wanna play Guitar Hero?"
"Sure," the boy shrugged as he switched his book for a plastic guitar. " Can we play crushcrushcrush?"
"Why not." She said in a bored voice. As she strummed on her guitar the music started to play. Tom Riddle played on expert while she was stuck on easy. Her clumsy fingers kept on missing the notes, while Tom hit every single one. He seemed to find this rather amusing and felt to taunt the girl further.
"Aw, wittle Natalie having difficulty? Or is 'difficulty' to big of a word for you?" he said in a baby voice.
" Shut up Tommy boy." She grounded her teeth together as she attempted to hit some difficult notes. Which resulted in her missing over half of them, which made Tom laugh some more.
"Oh you think that's funny don't you?" she snarled at him.
"Hey if you thought sticking me with Luna Lovegood and listening to her talked forever about some made up animal was funny I can laugh at you sucking at the easiest game ever." As he said this he wasn't even looking at the screen, whist still hitting ever single. Cause in Natalie to turn red from anger and embarrassment.
" Says you with your ridiculously long fingers."
"Your just jealous." He was still scoring a perfect score and still not looking at the damn screen. Poor Natalie was barely getting a 85. As soon as they strummed the last note, their scores showed up. He got a 100 , she got a 72. Seeing this she threw the guitar at Tom, to let off some steam. Which resulted in hitting him in the head and a lot of cussing on his part.
"This is why no guy wants to date you. Your too damn aggressive." after he was finished insulting someone's mother and said a not very nice word beginning with a 'f'.
"That's it!" Natalie yelled, " a new story!"
"WHAT!" he screamed, but just as Natalie snapped her fingers he disappeared.
He reappeared on an empty street. Above him the sky rumbled, a warning that a storm was about to come. The houses around him were plain looking and seemed like no one was living in them.
"Hello?" he called, "Umm anyone here?" a trash can behind him fell with a crash causing him to jump in the air. He started to walk through the small town. He passed libraries, small stores, and a city hall; all of them were empty. He stopped at an empty shop window and looked inside. He could have sworn he saw a flash of red. He gave the shop one last glance and started to walk towards the park. He walked in silence for a while till he heard some giggling.
"Natalie?" he swirled around and stared down the street. He slowly turned back around when the laughter started again. Louder this time. His pace quickened as the laughter grew closer. And closer and closer and closer. He was running now and fear seemed to radiate off of him. He looked over his shoulder just as he fell over something small.
"Oh sorry." He said, still distracted. A small cough made him turn around. There stood a girl around twelve. He had out of control frizzy orange hair and sickly pale skin. When she smile up at Tom he could see she had braces trying to tame her buck teeth.
"OMG!! IT'S TOM RIDDLE!" she screamed in a nasally voice.
"Umm Do I know you?" he asked as he slowly backed away.
"Omg, like I'm Carol. I'm like your biggest fan. I've liked made so many fanfics about you. But like everyone says they are Mary-sue but their like totally not. I like mean so what if she can change into four different animals and like her eyes change with like her mood? Like who cares? Oh do you want to come over to my house I like made a shrine of all your pictures and stuff." Her dull blue eyes looked up at him.
"Uh," he seemed like he didn't know how to respond to a girl having a shrine of him, " Listen I loved to, but I really have to get back-" he didn't finish his sentence as he stared to run as fast as he could in the opposite direction. He could hear Carol calling his name as he ran towards the Library. His feet hit the white stone steps as he ran up them. He didn't stop till he was safely inside the library. It was completely empty, just as he hoped it would be. He walked through the tall bookshelves till he ended up in the history section. He pulled down a random book and started to skim through it. 'Tom Riddle was a lonely orphan at….' He snapped the book shut at this and looked at the cover in shock. It read 'Tom Riddle. Crazy killer or lonely orphan' he threw down the book like it was diseased and walked over to the bookshelf.
"No." he said in total disbelief. Every single title had to do with him. 'Tom Riddle, lost boy of Hogwarts.' 'Tommy Riddle, the boy who just needed a hug.' Tom Riddle and what really happened in the Chamber of Secrets.' The library doors opened suddenly as a crowed of girls were herded in. They all varied in age, some looked like they were nine and other went as far as twenty nine. Tom discreetly hide in the shadows of the bookcases. The group walked towards a group of chairs that Tom hadn't noticed earlier and most of them sat down. Five of them walked up onto a raised platform. One that looked like the leader stepped forward towards a podium. She had mousy hair and a pinched face.
"I call the fangirls club meeting to order" she said in a throaty voice, all talking ceased. "I would like to start by saying I took a test on the Internet, which we all know never lies," there were murmured agreements at this, " and it said that I was the perfect match for Tom Riddle out of the Harry Potter guys." Their was applause at this as the girl bowed and took her set.
Another girl stood up, she was tall and skinny with stringy yellow hair. She had sea blue eyes and bad acne. "I would like to open a debate on the Ginny/Tom parings. I just don't think they are right for each other." At this some girls stood up and started to throw things at the blonde, others agreed with her loudly and that caused the others to start a fist fight. The mousy haired one stood up and argued with the blonde. Suddenly the Carol girl stood up and shouted above all the others.
"HEY!" everyone froze in whatever position they were in. They looked at Carol for a moment, waiting for her to speak. In the shadows Tom stiffened 'This can't be good.'
"I would like to make an announcement!" she stood up on a chair and smiled down at her fellow fangirls. " Today is the day we have been waiting for. I saw Tom Riddle this morning on my was home from Marvolo Academy. I even spoke to him. My sisters our prayers have been answered. Now I say we like hunt down Tom, and have our fangirl way with him." The crowed roared with applause and they started to carry Carol to the stage.
"Is it true? Have our dreams come true?" asked the blonde.
"Like yeah totally." Carol squealed in delight.
"well were is he?" mousy demanded.
"Well.. I-I-I."
"WHERE IS HE?" screamed the crowed.
"I lost him." She mummer.
The crowed gave a roar and picked up the girl. Over the noise Mousy yelled, "Kill the traitor!" the group started to carry the girl out of the library. They were chanting, "Kill kill kill kill kill kill.' Tom was smiling at this point because he's sadist like that. He was in the middle of a daydream with involved gasoline, a match, Carol and a watermelon as the group passed him. Carol was none to gently turned on her side. She spotted Tom hiding in the shadows.
"THERE, THERE HE IS!" she scream using all capital letters again. The group stopped and seemed to turn at the same time. Their eyes fell on Tom and they just stood there for a moment.
"Umm Hi." He gave them a little wave, "Listen I need to get back to my house so if you guys could like give me a plan ticket or something?"
"Get him" they screamed in unison.
"Shit." And he started to run.
A/N: Me: Ha. I'm evil.
Tom: ……..(absent cause he's in crazy town with the fangirls.)
Me: well who do I talk to now? Let's have Harry here.
(Harry Potter suddenly shows up in a towel and wet hair.)
Harry: Hey.
Me: Your my new narrator cause Tommy's gone.
Harry: Okay. Can I get dressed.
Me: No.
