Hey this is a humor fic, i think just a oneshot about angel sanctuary's characters and their family. Some go to this group and guess who the leader is! MISS CLEAO! Call Miss Cleao now, she'll tell you the future and past! wahaha! FAKER FAKER FAKER!!!! Miss Cleao, if you read this..i just needed someon funny like you..your cool and all. this is just a humor fic...so yeah dislcaimers and all i don't own shit.
My Family's Disorders
1st Night, 1st Meeting
In the gym of Nathan Hale High, there sat in a rather large circle men and women coming to the 'Family Help' group. Their leader was Miss Cleao, a rather remarkable women who thinks she can predict the future with her tarot cards. Miss Cleao wore a yellow cloth tied up on her head and wore a brown orngish dress with yellow designs. She stood in the middle of the circle and clapped her hands greating them.
"Hallo there, all you fine good ol'd people" Miss Cleao smiled wider and looked at them all. Screwy cases is more like it! She thought seeing all their faces glum and gloom.
"Now, you all are here today because' Miss Cleao paused a second and then continued "because you have family problems. Now I want you all to know, I am here for you and if you want a free tarot reading I can do so for free if you call within the next five minutes, ya man! Hmm, anyways just a thought" said Miss Cleao as the others glarred at her for bringing up her tarot reading cards.
"Now, for tonight's meeting we will each say our names and tell each other what is your family problem. Now don't be shy to tell us, we all have our problems and need help. Now lets start fist with you" Miss Cleao pointed to a young teenager who had short dirty blondish hair.
"Um me?" asked the boy
"yes you stand up and speak" said Miss Cleao sitting down in her chair. The boy seemed to hesitate then stood up and spoke.
"My name is Setsuna Mudo, I came here today with my sister Sara Mudo and my cruel hateful mother Mrs. Mudo. I came here tonight because we have a love problem. I love my sister sara in a desirable way" said Setsuna
"YEAH! SISTER FUCKER!" shouted a man with long silver hair known as Rosiel.
"Hmph anyways" said Setsuna going on "everyone is fine with it except my mother. She thinks I will send Sara to hell but I love her and I want to keep loving her and spend the rest of my life with her. Thats my problem" Setsuna sat down.
"well! I'll be' said Miss Cleao smiling "um yes, next you there boy" Miss Cleao pointed to a cute male who was drifting into space.
"Um me! motherfucker..umm.. i forgot why I'm here' said the boy
"well then start with your name" said Miss Cleao
"my name?" said the boy "oh yes it's the wonderfull sexy stoner. drug dealer..Katou Yue! I'm here cause this mother fucker father of mine beats me, he drinks, and I hope he dies..um yeah' thats about it' said Katou sitting back in his seat. He elbowed his friend next to him "go kira" . The male just smiled at Katou and stood up.
"I'm Kira S. I am here because I am not really Kira Sakoya. I am the angel ..er devil lord..FUCK! I'm Lucifer. I am suppoused to make my father hate me so he won't grive me when I die" said Kira
"but Kira! I don't care if you killed thousands. I love you! you are my son!" said Mr. Sokoya
"shut up, old man! what the fuck are you doing here?' asked Kira
"I love you son, I love you. Don't despies me anymore!" said Mr. Sakoya
"go to hell" said Kira flicking him off "no wait go to heaven! I don't wanna see your ugly mugg in hell! I'll be there!"
"SAKOYA!" shouted Kira's father.
"Um! Alright I'll go next. God you mother fuckers! are so annoying. I am the great angel super star! THE GREATEST ANGEL THERE EVER WAS! i AM SEXY i AM HOT I AM HOT OH YEAH I AM..*shakea booty*. I am the arc angel of fire, MICHAEL_SAMA! i am here because my twin is here, Lucifer! I love him and I am so sad! I miss him, he misses me, but since there is heaven and hell I cannot be with him. SO yeah- go next Raphael" said Michael shoving his friend up.
"What! I only came here cause you wanted me too" said Raphael
"No, you got a problem. You want to fuckin' fuck Mudo's sister' said Michael
"WHAT!! AHH DIE!" Setsuna in anger jumps up and chases Raphael around the circle.
"Ohh! Duck duck duck goose! pick me setsuna!!!!!!!" clapped Kurai happily.
"uh why are you here!" asked Sara
"my transvestite cousin wants to kill me" said Kurai
"oh yah- I forgot" said Sara
"Don't worry, I won't let no one touch you!" said Voice standing infront of Kurai smiling at her with his hands on his waist.
"Go back to hell!" Kurai flicked him off.
"bu..but I LOVE YOU!!!! Miss Cleao Miss Cleao!" VOice ran to Miss Cleao "tell me, will Kurai ever love me. Get your nasty shitty tarot cards out here now and tell me my future!" cried Voice
"hmm, lets see. Oh you will not .. ohh! Handsome dear, this girl you love. She loves someone else, she prives on someone else, she loves someone you know, a friend. He is right .. over there!" Miss Cleao points to Setsuna.
"WHATT! BROTHER IS THIS TRUE! YOU LOVE KURAI!" cried Sara staning up.
"yes yes..he does. GO ..lets go to lodon, togather sara..with my parents..marry my other son." cried Mrs. Mudo
"Mom! do you even! have another son"
"NO"
"Fucker fucker fucker!" everyone turned to see Voice slapping Miss Cleao " i want my reading to say Kurai will love me. I WANNA FUCK KURAIIIII!!!!!!" Voice grabs Miss Cleao and throws her out the window. He watched her jump up and run down the street yelling.
"and don't come back" said Voice. 'now' he turned back to the others watching them fight. "I think we need another person how about..."
"Dr. Grant!!!"
2 B' continued..if u do not know who Dr. Grant is..you are a dumbass!
My Family's Disorders
1st Night, 1st Meeting
In the gym of Nathan Hale High, there sat in a rather large circle men and women coming to the 'Family Help' group. Their leader was Miss Cleao, a rather remarkable women who thinks she can predict the future with her tarot cards. Miss Cleao wore a yellow cloth tied up on her head and wore a brown orngish dress with yellow designs. She stood in the middle of the circle and clapped her hands greating them.
"Hallo there, all you fine good ol'd people" Miss Cleao smiled wider and looked at them all. Screwy cases is more like it! She thought seeing all their faces glum and gloom.
"Now, you all are here today because' Miss Cleao paused a second and then continued "because you have family problems. Now I want you all to know, I am here for you and if you want a free tarot reading I can do so for free if you call within the next five minutes, ya man! Hmm, anyways just a thought" said Miss Cleao as the others glarred at her for bringing up her tarot reading cards.
"Now, for tonight's meeting we will each say our names and tell each other what is your family problem. Now don't be shy to tell us, we all have our problems and need help. Now lets start fist with you" Miss Cleao pointed to a young teenager who had short dirty blondish hair.
"Um me?" asked the boy
"yes you stand up and speak" said Miss Cleao sitting down in her chair. The boy seemed to hesitate then stood up and spoke.
"My name is Setsuna Mudo, I came here today with my sister Sara Mudo and my cruel hateful mother Mrs. Mudo. I came here tonight because we have a love problem. I love my sister sara in a desirable way" said Setsuna
"YEAH! SISTER FUCKER!" shouted a man with long silver hair known as Rosiel.
"Hmph anyways" said Setsuna going on "everyone is fine with it except my mother. She thinks I will send Sara to hell but I love her and I want to keep loving her and spend the rest of my life with her. Thats my problem" Setsuna sat down.
"well! I'll be' said Miss Cleao smiling "um yes, next you there boy" Miss Cleao pointed to a cute male who was drifting into space.
"Um me! motherfucker..umm.. i forgot why I'm here' said the boy
"well then start with your name" said Miss Cleao
"my name?" said the boy "oh yes it's the wonderfull sexy stoner. drug dealer..Katou Yue! I'm here cause this mother fucker father of mine beats me, he drinks, and I hope he dies..um yeah' thats about it' said Katou sitting back in his seat. He elbowed his friend next to him "go kira" . The male just smiled at Katou and stood up.
"I'm Kira S. I am here because I am not really Kira Sakoya. I am the angel ..er devil lord..FUCK! I'm Lucifer. I am suppoused to make my father hate me so he won't grive me when I die" said Kira
"but Kira! I don't care if you killed thousands. I love you! you are my son!" said Mr. Sokoya
"shut up, old man! what the fuck are you doing here?' asked Kira
"I love you son, I love you. Don't despies me anymore!" said Mr. Sakoya
"go to hell" said Kira flicking him off "no wait go to heaven! I don't wanna see your ugly mugg in hell! I'll be there!"
"SAKOYA!" shouted Kira's father.
"Um! Alright I'll go next. God you mother fuckers! are so annoying. I am the great angel super star! THE GREATEST ANGEL THERE EVER WAS! i AM SEXY i AM HOT I AM HOT OH YEAH I AM..*shakea booty*. I am the arc angel of fire, MICHAEL_SAMA! i am here because my twin is here, Lucifer! I love him and I am so sad! I miss him, he misses me, but since there is heaven and hell I cannot be with him. SO yeah- go next Raphael" said Michael shoving his friend up.
"What! I only came here cause you wanted me too" said Raphael
"No, you got a problem. You want to fuckin' fuck Mudo's sister' said Michael
"WHAT!! AHH DIE!" Setsuna in anger jumps up and chases Raphael around the circle.
"Ohh! Duck duck duck goose! pick me setsuna!!!!!!!" clapped Kurai happily.
"uh why are you here!" asked Sara
"my transvestite cousin wants to kill me" said Kurai
"oh yah- I forgot" said Sara
"Don't worry, I won't let no one touch you!" said Voice standing infront of Kurai smiling at her with his hands on his waist.
"Go back to hell!" Kurai flicked him off.
"bu..but I LOVE YOU!!!! Miss Cleao Miss Cleao!" VOice ran to Miss Cleao "tell me, will Kurai ever love me. Get your nasty shitty tarot cards out here now and tell me my future!" cried Voice
"hmm, lets see. Oh you will not .. ohh! Handsome dear, this girl you love. She loves someone else, she prives on someone else, she loves someone you know, a friend. He is right .. over there!" Miss Cleao points to Setsuna.
"WHATT! BROTHER IS THIS TRUE! YOU LOVE KURAI!" cried Sara staning up.
"yes yes..he does. GO ..lets go to lodon, togather sara..with my parents..marry my other son." cried Mrs. Mudo
"Mom! do you even! have another son"
"NO"
"Fucker fucker fucker!" everyone turned to see Voice slapping Miss Cleao " i want my reading to say Kurai will love me. I WANNA FUCK KURAIIIII!!!!!!" Voice grabs Miss Cleao and throws her out the window. He watched her jump up and run down the street yelling.
"and don't come back" said Voice. 'now' he turned back to the others watching them fight. "I think we need another person how about..."
"Dr. Grant!!!"
2 B' continued..if u do not know who Dr. Grant is..you are a dumbass!
