Hungary was bored. So was Japan. And France was absolutely bored out of his mind.

"Mon amis I'm so bored and so are you!" France said pacing through the hall. The odd trio had arrived early to talk but hadn't had anything to talk about.

"What are we supposed to do? There isn't anyone to bother and I don't want to read manga (cough yaoi cough)!" Japan said leaning against the wall.

"Well actually we aren't the only ones here." Hungary said smiling devilishly.

"That look on your face scares me, mon ami" France said chuckling.

"Well it should" she said grinning as an idea came to her.

"I know we could make things interesting for everyone" she said giving a meaningful glance to Japan.

"What are you thinking Hungary?" Japan said. He knew Hungary liked to play planks almost as much as the BTT.

"I thinking about how many closets there are in this building." She said.

"I berieve there are ten" Japan told her.

"Let's see...UsUk, DenNor, SuFin, GerIta, Spamano, RuChu, PruCan, GrirPan, and SwissLeich...that's only nine" Hungary said counting off on her fingers.

"Wait what was that second rast one?" Japan said blushing.

"Nothing~" France said writing down a plan to make this happen.

"Well we still need one more..." Japan said shaking his head.

"We'll just shove two people in a closet!" Hungary said pulling out her frying pan of doom.

"Ok...werr we better make sure we hurry if we won't this to work." Japan said looking over France's plan.

"Oui we should start right now!" said the country of love. This narrator doesn't want to write what he was thinking...

"Oh and Narrator lady!" Hungary said holding the pan menacingly.

wait what?

"I'll need you to tell us what happens!" Hungary said trying to look innocent like she wasn't breaking the fourth wall and threatening the narrator.

um...ok I was gonna anyway...

"Good~" she said before running off to start their evil matchmaking plans.

This will be quite interesting!

I've been wanting to write this for awhile but only just now got around to it. So the first chapter...eh it's up to you guys! First one to reveiw is the one I'll do first! And sorry to a certian Bellarus! I'm only doing popular ships and then /maybe/ throwing in my ships

Salutations from Hell

*Stereotypes*

-Red