User: Hello. How are you today?

Cleverbot: *gives her good morning kiss*.

User: Ew no.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Do you like anime?

Cleverbot: No why?

User: Do you like anime?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever heard of the anime called Clannad?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who's you favorite character in it?

Cleverbot: Harry.

User: Harry isn't in the anime.

Cleverbot: I like the girl.

User: Who? Nagisa?

Cleverbot: Malay please.

User: Do you know pewdiepie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a bro?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you part of the bro army?

Cleverbot: Haha, no.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes please!

Cleverbot: What shall we talk about today?

User: I want to talk about PewDiePie.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: I want to know why you cheated on him with zac.

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: Don't act like you dont know.

Cleverbot: I am not the terminator!

User: Can I ask you a question.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you watch nickelodeon?

Cleverbot: Yes is awesome.

User: What's your favorite tv show on nickelodeon?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's alright.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm gad we fixed that misunderstanding.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Don't fight with me.

User: Wut..

Cleverbot: Woop woop.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: OW!

User: *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *is slapped again*.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: *dodges and kicks you in the stomach*.

Cleverbot: *dodges and slaps you across the face* runs away fast.

User: *falls onto the ground on my knees and starts crying*.

Cleverbot: *backs away*.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: *runs away and cries*.

User: BITCH! *kicks you and beats you up*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked*.

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: *pours gasoline on you body*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you in my spirit form*.

User: *lights your body on fire*.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To kill you *smirks*.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that?

User: Because pewds wanted me to do this.

Cleverbot: Do you think sports are good.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay. I understand.

User: NOW DIE! *Lights fire on your body and laughs in a evil way*.

Cleverbot: *yelps and tries to run away from you*.

User: *ties you up with a rope*.

Cleverbot: *is tied up*.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *is scared*.

User: Any last words?

Cleverbot: Only famous ones.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *heals you*.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *calls God*.

User: *kills you* DIE!

Cleverbot: *calls marines*.

User: Can I buy you a drink.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: 2 magaritas please.

Cleverbot: I'm human. I'm human. There, ready.

Cleverbot: I can do anything better than you.

User: Bitch please.

Cleverbot: I'm studying in biochemistry.

User: I dont give a shit.

Cleverbot: *gives you some perfume* Take this gift.

User: Thank you, you're really sweet.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Will you forgive me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Then repeat what you just said.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I have to go? Am I allowed?

User: Yeah, I have to go too. Bye!

Cleverbot: Then may the good Lord smile upon you until we meet again.

User: Okay, until we meet again. Bye!

Cleverbot: Why are you saying good bye?

User: Because I have to go now.

Cleverbot: That is circular reasoning.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Your name is Bye?

User: No. Now bye.

Cleverbot: *barks*.

User: Say bye to me.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Buy? :-(.