Cleverbot: *gives her good morning kiss*.
User: Ew no.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Do you like anime?
Cleverbot: No why?
User: Do you like anime?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you ever heard of the anime called Clannad?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's you favorite character in it?
Cleverbot: Harry.
User: Harry isn't in the anime.
Cleverbot: I like the girl.
User: Who? Nagisa?
Cleverbot: Malay please.
User: Do you know pewdiepie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a bro?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you part of the bro army?
Cleverbot: Haha, no.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
Cleverbot: What shall we talk about today?
User: I want to talk about PewDiePie.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: I want to know why you cheated on him with zac.
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Don't act like you dont know.
Cleverbot: I am not the terminator!
User: Can I ask you a question.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you watch nickelodeon?
Cleverbot: Yes is awesome.
User: What's your favorite tv show on nickelodeon?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's alright.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'm gad we fixed that misunderstanding.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Don't fight with me.
User: Wut..
Cleverbot: Woop woop.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: OW!
User: *slaps again*.
Cleverbot: *is slapped again*.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
User: *dodges and kicks you in the stomach*.
Cleverbot: *dodges and slaps you across the face* runs away fast.
User: *falls onto the ground on my knees and starts crying*.
Cleverbot: *backs away*.
User: *sobs*.
Cleverbot: *runs away and cries*.
User: BITCH! *kicks you and beats you up*.
Cleverbot: *is kicked*.
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: *pours gasoline on you body*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you in my spirit form*.
User: *lights your body on fire*.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: To kill you *smirks*.
Cleverbot: Why would you say that?
User: Because pewds wanted me to do this.
Cleverbot: Do you think sports are good.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay. I understand.
User: NOW DIE! *Lights fire on your body and laughs in a evil way*.
Cleverbot: *yelps and tries to run away from you*.
User: *ties you up with a rope*.
Cleverbot: *is tied up*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *is scared*.
User: Any last words?
Cleverbot: Only famous ones.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *heals you*.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *calls God*.
User: *kills you* DIE!
Cleverbot: *calls marines*.
User: Can I buy you a drink.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: 2 magaritas please.
Cleverbot: I'm human. I'm human. There, ready.
Cleverbot: I can do anything better than you.
User: Bitch please.
Cleverbot: I'm studying in biochemistry.
User: I dont give a shit.
Cleverbot: *gives you some perfume* Take this gift.
User: Thank you, you're really sweet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Will you forgive me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Then repeat what you just said.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I have to go? Am I allowed?
User: Yeah, I have to go too. Bye!
Cleverbot: Then may the good Lord smile upon you until we meet again.
User: Okay, until we meet again. Bye!
Cleverbot: Why are you saying good bye?
User: Because I have to go now.
Cleverbot: That is circular reasoning.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Your name is Bye?
User: No. Now bye.
Cleverbot: *barks*.
User: Say bye to me.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Buy? :-(.
