A/N: Okay, so this is just a cheesy thing I'm putting up here with no plot whatsoever. This is an actual chat I had with a Dave while I was rping as John. This is a simple one shot where Dave and John get together and say goodnight. I put this up purely for the fun of it! And hopefully soon I'll have a better pepsicola fanfiction up called "We Remember" Enjoy!
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat
turntechJohnsbutt [TG] joined chat
TG: sup
EB: hey dave
TG: whats up egbert
EB: nothing much. just getting annoyed by karkat
TG: as usual?
EB: yup.
EB: but this time, it's a little different...
TG: how?
EB: i think, in his alien troll way, he might've been flirting with me...
TG: oh well thats
TG: thats weird i guess
TG: i mean i can see why he was
TG: but still
EB: yeah.. wait. what?
TG: what?
EB: ... nevermind
EB: so i talked to rose about it
TG: whatd she say?
EB: and she confirmed he was
EB: and that i should talk to you
TG: talk to me?
EB: yeah, these were her words quote unquote
EB: "hmm... i see your problem. karkat is in fact making a 'move' on you. i suggest you confer with dave about this"
TG: ohh
TG: well damn okay then
EB: i was like rose, are you sure?
EB: and she said yes
TG: what was he saying?
TG: and stuff
EB: well, i can't exactly remember cuz i cut him after about twently lines but kinda something like this.
TG: oh?
EB: basically he was all like i'm the best your an idot i hate you yadda yadda yadda
TG: ohh i see
TG: well okay then
TG: yeah
EB: and then was all like i'd be better for you than that dave human and i was like what? and cut him off saying
EB: "i'm sorry karkat but i am not a homosexual. i'm not into you like that. we're just friends"
TG: and then whatd he say?
EB: ... he said you were luck and signed off. he hasn't bothered me since i told him that.
EB: i also might've said that you would make a way better boyfriend than he ever could.
TG: wait
EB: he logged back on, flipped me off, and then signed back off again
TG: you said what?
TG: i think thats a compliment right?
EB: ...err
EB: of course it is!
TG: i love you
EB: why would it not be?
EB: .! w- what?
TG: what?
EB: did i read that correctly?
TG: shit okay forget i said that then yeah
EB: i'm not saying it's a bad thing...
TG: wait youre not?
EB: not what?
EB: dave?
TG: youre not saying its a bad thing?
EB: err.. yes? okay. what i'm trying to say here is that...
EB: err..
EB: uh...
TG: what?
EB: fuck! why is this so hard to say...
EB: the reason i say i'm not a homosexual
EB: is because, in reality
TG: hm?
EB: i've always... lovedyou
TG: wait you have?
TG: is this a prank?
TG: i swear to god
TG: youre shitting me arent you
EB: no! why would this be a rpank
EB: *prank?
TG: because it doesnt make any sense
EB: what doesn't make any sense?
EB: i love you too
EB: there
TG: john
EB: see? it's out there for the whole world to read
EB: y- yes?
TG: john
EB: yes
TG: youre being adorable
EB: dave im blushin
EB: *blushing
TG: you are?
TG: see that right there
EB: y- yes.
TG: adorable
EB: don't laugh at me!
TG: im not laughing
EB: and i am not adorable
TG: what makes you think im laughing
TG: you are
EB: what?
EB: no im not
EB: i blushing like a schoolgirl that's just seeen her first crsuh
TG: john
EB: crap, dad's telling me to get off soon... so if i log off. that's why
EB: just warning you
EB: yes dave
TG: i love you
EB: i love you too dave!
EB: ... just squealed like a schoolgirl
TG: you did?
EB: yes...
TG: see thats cute you cant even say its not because it is
EB: curse my derpiness!
EB: and buck teeth
EB: and everything else that makes me cut
EB: *cute
EB: its so embarrassing...
TG: it shouldnt be
TG: hows it embarrassing?
EB: guys, shouldn't be associate with cute. ever
EB: it just is
EB: coming from the coolguy i fell head over heels in love with
TG: well
EB: well?
TG: look okay how about this
TG: if you wanted to
TG: maybe we could like
TG: be boyfriend things or whatever
TG: i mena
TG: if thats fine with you
EB: you just made my day. i could kiss right about now. too bad i goota go for the night.
EB: dad says to get off
EB: goodnight dave
TG: bye
EB: i love you
TG: goodnight john i love you too
EB: there go the schoolgirl giggles...
TG: see look there goes me calling you adorable
EB: i really don't want to say goodnight.
TG: me either
EB: well, until we meet again someday
EB: goodbye
TG: bye egbert
EB: and then i can reenact con air and reunite with my loving wife and daughter casey
TG: wait what?
EB: bye strider my love
TG: bye egbert my love
