A/N: Okay, so this is just a cheesy thing I'm putting up here with no plot whatsoever. This is an actual chat I had with a Dave while I was rping as John. This is a simple one shot where Dave and John get together and say goodnight. I put this up purely for the fun of it! And hopefully soon I'll have a better pepsicola fanfiction up called "We Remember" Enjoy!

ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat

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TG: sup

EB: hey dave

TG: whats up egbert

EB: nothing much. just getting annoyed by karkat

TG: as usual?

EB: yup.

EB: but this time, it's a little different...

TG: how?

EB: i think, in his alien troll way, he might've been flirting with me...

TG: oh well thats

TG: thats weird i guess

TG: i mean i can see why he was

TG: but still

EB: yeah.. wait. what?

TG: what?

EB: ... nevermind

EB: so i talked to rose about it

TG: whatd she say?

EB: and she confirmed he was

EB: and that i should talk to you

TG: talk to me?

EB: yeah, these were her words quote unquote

EB: "hmm... i see your problem. karkat is in fact making a 'move' on you. i suggest you confer with dave about this"

TG: ohh

TG: well damn okay then

EB: i was like rose, are you sure?

EB: and she said yes

TG: what was he saying?

TG: and stuff

EB: well, i can't exactly remember cuz i cut him after about twently lines but kinda something like this.

TG: oh?

EB: basically he was all like i'm the best your an idot i hate you yadda yadda yadda

TG: ohh i see

TG: well okay then

TG: yeah

EB: and then was all like i'd be better for you than that dave human and i was like what? and cut him off saying

EB: "i'm sorry karkat but i am not a homosexual. i'm not into you like that. we're just friends"

TG: and then whatd he say?

EB: ... he said you were luck and signed off. he hasn't bothered me since i told him that.

EB: i also might've said that you would make a way better boyfriend than he ever could.

TG: wait

EB: he logged back on, flipped me off, and then signed back off again

TG: you said what?

TG: i think thats a compliment right?

EB: ...err

EB: of course it is!

TG: i love you

EB: why would it not be?

EB: .! w- what?

TG: what?

EB: did i read that correctly?

TG: shit okay forget i said that then yeah

EB: i'm not saying it's a bad thing...

TG: wait youre not?

EB: not what?

EB: dave?

TG: youre not saying its a bad thing?

EB: err.. yes? okay. what i'm trying to say here is that...

EB: err..

EB: uh...

TG: what?

EB: fuck! why is this so hard to say...

EB: the reason i say i'm not a homosexual

EB: is because, in reality

TG: hm?

EB: i've always... lovedyou

TG: wait you have?

TG: is this a prank?

TG: i swear to god

TG: youre shitting me arent you

EB: no! why would this be a rpank

EB: *prank?

TG: because it doesnt make any sense

EB: what doesn't make any sense?

EB: i love you too

EB: there

TG: john

EB: see? it's out there for the whole world to read

EB: y- yes?

TG: john

EB: yes

TG: youre being adorable

EB: dave im blushin

EB: *blushing

TG: you are?

TG: see that right there

EB: y- yes.

TG: adorable

EB: don't laugh at me!

TG: im not laughing

EB: and i am not adorable

TG: what makes you think im laughing

TG: you are

EB: what?

EB: no im not

EB: i blushing like a schoolgirl that's just seeen her first crsuh

TG: john

EB: crap, dad's telling me to get off soon... so if i log off. that's why

EB: just warning you

EB: yes dave

TG: i love you

EB: i love you too dave!

EB: ... just squealed like a schoolgirl

TG: you did?

EB: yes...

TG: see thats cute you cant even say its not because it is

EB: curse my derpiness!

EB: and buck teeth

EB: and everything else that makes me cut

EB: *cute

EB: its so embarrassing...

TG: it shouldnt be

TG: hows it embarrassing?

EB: guys, shouldn't be associate with cute. ever

EB: it just is

EB: coming from the coolguy i fell head over heels in love with

TG: well

EB: well?

TG: look okay how about this

TG: if you wanted to

TG: maybe we could like

TG: be boyfriend things or whatever

TG: i mena

TG: if thats fine with you

EB: you just made my day. i could kiss right about now. too bad i goota go for the night.

EB: dad says to get off

EB: goodnight dave

TG: bye

EB: i love you

TG: goodnight john i love you too

EB: there go the schoolgirl giggles...

TG: see look there goes me calling you adorable

EB: i really don't want to say goodnight.

TG: me either

EB: well, until we meet again someday

EB: goodbye

TG: bye egbert

EB: and then i can reenact con air and reunite with my loving wife and daughter casey

TG: wait what?

EB: bye strider my love

TG: bye egbert my love