TRUTH OR DARE
Characters:
Mistyfoot~ Very serious (sometimes humorous), patient, fussy
Jayfeather~ Boring, serious, grumpy
Toadfoot~ Weird, always in a bad mood
Breezepelt~ Loves to boast, grumpy, boring, even more boring, so boring =.="
Before you begin reading, I would like to warn you that you should NOT do this at home or even dare your friends to do this stuff, kapeesh? I'm kidding; you can if you want to!
Story
Mistyfoot, Jayfeather, Toadfoot and Breezepelt are all playing Truth or Dare.
Mistyfoot: I'll go first
Breezepelt: Why do you have to go first?
Mistyfoot: Because I'm the eldest here!
Toadfoot: Yes, O Old One. (mockingly)
Mistyfoot: Shut up! Okay, Jayfeather, Truth or Dare?
Jayfeather: Dare
(Breezepelt and Toadfoot go OOOH)
Mistyfoot: I dare you to go up to Brambleclaw and say that you love him. Now.
Jayfeather: I'm not gay!
Mistyfoot: Of course you're not, but you're related.
Jayfeather: We were never related. Hollyleaf said so at the Gathering.
Breezepelt: Just do it.
Toadfoot: Yeah.
Jayfeather: Fine, stupid furballs. You'll regret this!
(Jayfeather stomps off to Brambleclaw, followed closely by the other three cats)
Jayfeather: I love you Brambleclaw.
Brambleclaw: We're not gay together, are we?
Mistyfoot: You are.
Squirrelflight: I thought you loved me! Now you love Jayfeather! YOU GAY FREAK!
Brambleclaw: (shocked) Huh? I'm not gay! I don't love a medicine cat!
Jayfeather: We're playing Truth or Dare.
Breezepelt: No we're not!
Toadfoot: Jayfeather told us that he loves you.
Mistyfoot: I didn't 'know you two were gay
(All three cats start laughing)
Brambleclaw: I don't know what you're talking about!
Squirrelflight: I hate you, Brambleclaw. I never want to see you again!
(Squirrelflight runs away)
Breezepelt and Toadfoot: REJECTED!
Jayfeather: I'm not gay!
Brambleclaw: Stay out of my way in the future, okay idiot?
Jayfeather: Hey! They-
Brambleclaw: It's not THEY, it's YOU.
(Stomps away)
Jayfeather is angry now. I mean, REALLY angry.
Jayfeather: Breezepelt! Truth or Dare?
Breezepelt: Truth.
Jayfeather: Damn.
Toadfoot: Pwned.
Mistyfoot: Hurry up, I want to know what the truth thing is!
Jayfeather: Are you wearing girls underpants right now?
P.S. All the cats are wearing clothes
Total Silence.
Mistyfoot: Don't tell me; you're ACTUALLY wearing girls underpants?
Breezepelt: Am not!
0.o Breezepelt's nose grows longer
Toadfoot: Pinnochio! Hahaha! (rofl)
Jayfeather: ZOMG! You ARE wearing girls underpants!
Breezepelt: …I am.
All the other three cats: OOOOOOOH!
Mistyfoot: You're an offense to girls
*Slaps Breezepelt on the face*
Breezepelt: Ow!
(Laughing)
Breezepelt: Not funny! Now, TOADFOOT!
*Swings around to Toadfoot*
Breezepelt: Truth or Dare?
Toadfoot: Dare.
All the three other cats: OOOOH!
Breezepelt: I dare you to sing Hit Me Baby One More Time in front of Blackstar.
Toadfoot: What a stupid dare.
Jayfeather: Well, you have to do it.
Toadfoot: Fine.
Breezepelt: Just the chorus.
Mistyfoot: This is going to be hilarious!
(Toadfoot pads up to Blackstar)
Blackstar: What do YOU want?
Toadfoot: Uhh…
Blackstar: HURRY UP AND TELL ME!
*Toadfoot sings Hit Me Baby One More Time*
Blackstar: WTF?
Toadfoot: Uhhh…sorry to bother you…I gotta go!
*Swings around to run*
(Mistyfoot, Breezepelt and Jayfeather are rofling right now)
Blackstar: Wait!
Toadfoot: Uh-oh…
Blackstar: That is such an awesome song! Sing it again!
Mistyfoot: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
Jayfeather: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Breezepelt: !
Toadfoot: Umm…uhh…well, I'm very busy right now…so, I need to, uh…go?
Blackstar: Don't disobey me; sing it!
Silence.
Blackstar: SINGITSINGITSINGITSINGIT!
*Toadfoot – RELUCTANTLY – sings it again*
Blackstar: Awesome! Teach me the song!
*Toadfoot teaches Blackstar how to sing*
*Blackstar starts to sing the song*
(Toadfoot quietly sneaks away)
Toadfoot: Man, he can't sing properly!
Breezepelt: That's the best dare yet, huh?
Mistyfoot: You bet!
Jayfeather: C-O-O-L!
Toadfoot: Jayfeather, truth or dare?
Jayfeather: It's truth.
Breezepelt: LOL.
Toadfoot: Are you in love with a cat?
Jayfeather: Certainly not.
(Jayfeather's nose grows longer)
Mistyfoot: Pinnochio! (rofl)
Toadfoot: Who are you in love with? ZOMG!
Jayfeather: ONLY one question allowed! Mistyfoot, truth or dare?
Mistyfoot: Dare.
"OOOOOH!"
Mistyfoot: W-A-T?
Breezepelt: That's not how you spell what!
Mistyfoot: Is to!
Toadfoot: W-H-A-T!
Jayfeather: W-A-T-E-V-A!
Breezepelt: That's now how you spell whatever!
Jayfeather: Is to!
Toadfoot: W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R!
Mistyfoot: Nerds.
Jayfeather: Nerds.
Mistyfoot: Stop copying me and get on with the dare!
Jayfeather: OK! I dare you to act like a man in front of…
*Jayfeather thinks for a moment*
Jayfeather: …Stonefur!
Mistyfoot: Uhh…he's dead.
Jayfeather: Oh.
Breezepelt: Pwned.
Toadfoot: Pwned x2.
Jayfeather: Then Stormfur.
Mistyfoot: He's in the mountains.
Jayfeather: Oh.
Breezepelt: Pwned x2.
Toadfoot: Pwned x3.
Jayfeather: Then Mothwing.
Mistyfoot: Finally some sense to you!
*Mistyfoot pads over to Mothwing*
Mothwing: Hello, Mistyfoot. How are you?
Mistyfoot: (In a man-like voice) Hello Mothwing. Need help?
Mothwing: (Looks absolutely SHOCKED) What the hell is wrong with YOU?
Mistyfoot: (In a man-like voice) Nothing, 13itch. Now, need help?
Mothwing: No! Get lost!
Mistyfoot: (In a man-like voice) Don't talk to the future-leader like that!
Mothwing: Get LOST!
*Mistyfoot runs away*
(All the cats laugh)
End of Story, FOR NOW
There will be more from the four cats that are playing Truth or Dare. Please Review on it and tell me what you think!
