Hello, persons! This is my first PJO fic and it's really not meant to be taken seriously. I am not Rick Riordan or Walt Disney. The song is 'The Gospel Truth' from the movie Hercules. Enjoy.
"Come along." Said Chiron. "We must show you the orientation video."
"Is it PG?" Asked Nico. "'Cause Bianca is kinda strict..."
"It's PG-13."
Nico grinned. "Cool!" Chiron led him away into a dark room with a projector. Nico sat down. Chiron started the machine and the orientation video began. It showed a room full of Greek vases and statues. A narrator was, for some reason, talking about Hercules. Suddenly a mural on the wall of five women started speaking. The shortest one complained that the narration was too like a Greek tragedy. Nico agreed. The middle woman started speaking.
"We are the Muses. Goddesses of the Arts and proclaimers of heroes."
"Heroes like Hercules!" Exclaimed another.
"Honey, you mean Hunkules! Woohoohoo, I'd like to make some sweet music in-" said the short one, the one that had said the narration was too tragic.
She was interrupted by the middle one. "Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many aeons ago." By this time background music had started up, and the Muses began to sing.
Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans
Ran amok
It was a nasty place
There was a mess
Where ever you stepped
Where Chaos reigned and
Earthquakes and volcanoes
Never slept
(Ooh sing girlfriend)
And then along came Zeus!
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped Chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth!
The guy was too type a to
Just relax!
And that's the world's first dish
(Yeah baby!)
Zeus tamed the globe
While still in his youth
Though honey, it may seem impossible,
That's the gospel truth!
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and
smooth as sweet Vermouth
Oo
Though honey, it may seem impossible, that's the gospel
Truuuuth!
The music, singing and dancing continued for a while, then the song ended. Nico stared at the screen blankly. "That. Was. Awesome."
Sorry the paragraph breaks in the song didn't work. There was more to the song, but it was either Hades-bashing, which would be a bit bad to show to his son (not to mention he'd vapourise the camp), or about Hercules, which is irrelevant.
