Dear Alan,

Is camp fun?

Do you have tonnes of friends?

Is the food good?

Is it sunny?

Are there any girls there?

Do you miss me?

I miss does Sparkles.

It's lonely and sad here without you Alan.

Mom is sad.I'm sad.

I can't wait until you come back!

I'll give you tonnes of hugs and kisses and more hugs and stuff!

Miss you a lot,

Love,

Missy.


My dear baby sister Missy,
To tell you the truth,camp isn't fun in any way.

The only friends I have in this camp are in my tent-

X-Ray, ZigZag, Magnet, Armpit, and Caveman.

There's this little freak called Zero, but he doesn't count.

The food is disgusting. I think I'd prefer anything else- even a cupcake.

It is more than sunny. It's freaking sweltering-which means extremely,

extremely, extremely, X 35000 hot.

No,it's all boys.

And lastly-

Of course I miss you.

If mom hurts you, write to me and I'll find a way to get back to you.

Even if it means a longer sentence.

Tell Sparkles I miss him too.

And, also, I'm looking forward to those kisses and hugs.

Love,
Squid.