Dear Alan,
Is camp fun?
Do you have tonnes of friends?
Is the food good?
Is it sunny?
Are there any girls there?
Do you miss me?
I miss does Sparkles.
It's lonely and sad here without you Alan.
Mom is sad.I'm sad.
I can't wait until you come back!
I'll give you tonnes of hugs and kisses and more hugs and stuff!
Miss you a lot,
Love,
Missy.
My dear baby sister Missy,
To tell you the truth,camp isn't fun in any way.
The only friends I have in this camp are in my tent-
X-Ray, ZigZag, Magnet, Armpit, and Caveman.
There's this little freak called Zero, but he doesn't count.
The food is disgusting. I think I'd prefer anything else- even a cupcake.
It is more than sunny. It's freaking sweltering-which means extremely,
extremely, extremely, X 35000 hot.
No,it's all boys.
And lastly-
Of course I miss you.
If mom hurts you, write to me and I'll find a way to get back to you.
Even if it means a longer sentence.
Tell Sparkles I miss him too.
And, also, I'm looking forward to those kisses and hugs.
Love,
Squid.
