I don't own Love Hina or Blues Clues or Post-Its or all the other companies that make a bunch of money...but I DO own this storyline and my imaginary octopus friend who has seven and a half legs (because my friend ate one and only half grew back), Bob. Who's purple. I'm Kitti, by the way. OKAY...let's start the story.

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Kitti: HIYA, KIDS!!!!!!

Bob: GWABUH BEE LA DEEE...

Kitti: Right. Anyway, come join us in the backyard. We're poking ourselves with bagel knives to see who can get the most blood squeezed out!! Come, come!!!

Bob: GWABUH.

We all walk into the backyard. Naru is poking Keitaro to death with a bagel knife and Su is, of course, is eating Mutsumi's watermelons with one (a bagel knife).

Kitti: OH NO. Keitaro's dying because of blood loss! Oh well.

Keitaro fans attack me.

Kitti: Okay, okay, we'll get him some blood. But where should we get it from?

Bob: GWABUH JEE DEE. Translation: Gwabuh jee dee.

Kitti: That's a GREAT idea, Bob!! We can play Bob's Clues to figure out who to kill to take there blood and give it to Keitaro!!

Bob: Gwubuh?

Kitti: *starts singing "we gotta find pawpprint.that's our first clue"*

When I'm done, I drag Bob into the freakishly colorful house.

Kitti: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? OUR HANDY-DANDY...

S I L E N C E

Kitti: *kicks kids*

Kids: Oh.um....yeah, errm...

Kitti: THAT'S RIGHT!! OUR HANDY DANDY POST-ITS!!!!!!! *gets post-its off the refrigerator* You know, kids, now that I have my post-its, we can go look for the first clue!

Little Susie: No, duh. @#$@ you.

Kitti: *kills little Susie with my bagel knife [XXX]''''''''\* Okay, no more interferences! Well, my time has ended.so see us next time when we try to-

Little Timmy: But Kitti, it's a thirty minute show and we have to get everything in one chapter-

Kitti: DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE *holds up Little Susie's head* HER?

Littile Timmy: No, ma'am.

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

Kitti: *still holding bagel knife* This is my first fanfic...how'd you like it?

Mother Goose: It's a disgrace to-

Kitti: *holds up bagel knife*

Mother Goose: I loved it.