I don't own Love Hina or Blues Clues or Post-Its or all the other companies
that make a bunch of money...but I DO own this storyline and my imaginary
octopus friend who has seven and a half legs (because my friend ate one and
only half grew back), Bob. Who's purple. I'm Kitti, by the way.
OKAY...let's start the story.
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Kitti: HIYA, KIDS!!!!!!
Bob: GWABUH BEE LA DEEE...
Kitti: Right. Anyway, come join us in the backyard. We're poking ourselves with bagel knives to see who can get the most blood squeezed out!! Come, come!!!
Bob: GWABUH.
We all walk into the backyard. Naru is poking Keitaro to death with a bagel knife and Su is, of course, is eating Mutsumi's watermelons with one (a bagel knife).
Kitti: OH NO. Keitaro's dying because of blood loss! Oh well.
Keitaro fans attack me.
Kitti: Okay, okay, we'll get him some blood. But where should we get it from?
Bob: GWABUH JEE DEE. Translation: Gwabuh jee dee.
Kitti: That's a GREAT idea, Bob!! We can play Bob's Clues to figure out who to kill to take there blood and give it to Keitaro!!
Bob: Gwubuh?
Kitti: *starts singing "we gotta find pawpprint.that's our first clue"*
When I'm done, I drag Bob into the freakishly colorful house.
Kitti: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? OUR HANDY-DANDY...
S I L E N C E
Kitti: *kicks kids*
Kids: Oh.um....yeah, errm...
Kitti: THAT'S RIGHT!! OUR HANDY DANDY POST-ITS!!!!!!! *gets post-its off the refrigerator* You know, kids, now that I have my post-its, we can go look for the first clue!
Little Susie: No, duh. @#$@ you.
Kitti: *kills little Susie with my bagel knife [XXX]''''''''\* Okay, no more interferences! Well, my time has ended.so see us next time when we try to-
Little Timmy: But Kitti, it's a thirty minute show and we have to get everything in one chapter-
Kitti: DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE *holds up Little Susie's head* HER?
Littile Timmy: No, ma'am.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
Kitti: *still holding bagel knife* This is my first fanfic...how'd you like it?
Mother Goose: It's a disgrace to-
Kitti: *holds up bagel knife*
Mother Goose: I loved it.
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Kitti: HIYA, KIDS!!!!!!
Bob: GWABUH BEE LA DEEE...
Kitti: Right. Anyway, come join us in the backyard. We're poking ourselves with bagel knives to see who can get the most blood squeezed out!! Come, come!!!
Bob: GWABUH.
We all walk into the backyard. Naru is poking Keitaro to death with a bagel knife and Su is, of course, is eating Mutsumi's watermelons with one (a bagel knife).
Kitti: OH NO. Keitaro's dying because of blood loss! Oh well.
Keitaro fans attack me.
Kitti: Okay, okay, we'll get him some blood. But where should we get it from?
Bob: GWABUH JEE DEE. Translation: Gwabuh jee dee.
Kitti: That's a GREAT idea, Bob!! We can play Bob's Clues to figure out who to kill to take there blood and give it to Keitaro!!
Bob: Gwubuh?
Kitti: *starts singing "we gotta find pawpprint.that's our first clue"*
When I'm done, I drag Bob into the freakishly colorful house.
Kitti: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? OUR HANDY-DANDY...
S I L E N C E
Kitti: *kicks kids*
Kids: Oh.um....yeah, errm...
Kitti: THAT'S RIGHT!! OUR HANDY DANDY POST-ITS!!!!!!! *gets post-its off the refrigerator* You know, kids, now that I have my post-its, we can go look for the first clue!
Little Susie: No, duh. @#$@ you.
Kitti: *kills little Susie with my bagel knife [XXX]''''''''\* Okay, no more interferences! Well, my time has ended.so see us next time when we try to-
Little Timmy: But Kitti, it's a thirty minute show and we have to get everything in one chapter-
Kitti: DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE *holds up Little Susie's head* HER?
Littile Timmy: No, ma'am.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
Kitti: *still holding bagel knife* This is my first fanfic...how'd you like it?
Mother Goose: It's a disgrace to-
Kitti: *holds up bagel knife*
Mother Goose: I loved it.
