The Arceus

Well it all started when I was in the woods. See, I am a not your everyday pokemon trainer. I am an ADVANCED TRAINER. Well that's what

the diploma I printed off the internet said. Well I was in the woods on route OVER NINETHOUSAND. In the MarE sue region. When I found a wild kadabra. I

screamed like a female kindergartener who just got a caterpie inserted into her ear. I screamed, "MAGIKARP I CHOSE YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!" I threw the pokeball so fast it caught on fire. It smacked into kadabra at mass speeds of 1 millimeter per minute. Sadly I am not only a master pokemon trainer. I am also a master exaggerator. Well first some background. My name is Steve Stevenson I am 19 and have ALL OF THE POKEMONS. Again, master exaggerator. Actually I have a magikarp, an exeggcute, and a cocoona. Well anyway back to the fight. "USE SPLASH!" I screamed at Billy, my magikarp.

For the millionth time in a row, splash didn't work. "NNNNOOOOO!" I screamed in fury as kadabra made Billy faint. "THAT IS IT!" I screamed. I then tackled the cadabra and started to beat it senseless. I raised a repellant and sprayed the pokemon in the face for several hours. I the cackled "YES" as it screamed. I grabbed a stick and smacked it a few times. I grabbed a pokeball and threw it at it's mutilated body. It vanished inside the pokeball, which twitched two times and then opened. "Really," I muttered. After three more tries I gave up and walked away.

Later that day, I was aggressively eating a miltank steak when I looked out the window to see Arceus. I grabbed a bill and shoved it down my waiters throat. I then grabbed a chair, smashed the window, and ran through it. I then proceeded to take a now healed Billy out of the nice calm pokeball and jump on him. I then proceeded to scream "HI HO BILLY, AWAY!" Billy then proceeded to drag himself across the ground breathing like a dying donkey.

After an hour of just sliding at a snails pace we finally caught up to the Arceus. Then, Billy fainted. "Exeggcute, I CHOSE YOU!" I screamed in an extreme burst of rage. "Use tail whip!" I bellowed. All of the sudden there was a phone call. I pulled up the phone. "What?" I screamed.

"Exeggcute doesn't know that move," said the voice.

Arceus then generated poached eggs and exeggute fainted of fear. "CURSE YOU PROFESSOR OP," I screamed.

"METAPOD I CHOSE YOU," I bellowed. "USE HARDEN," I screamed. Metapod then produced a giant bazooka that had harden engraved on it. Metapod then shot a rainbow rpg into the air. It exploded and thousand of flaming magikarps fell from the sky and exploded causing massive amounts of property damage. I then I produced a pokeball and threw it. Arceus vanished inside of it. The poke ball then clicked 3 times and stopped. "YES!" I cackled.

The police then proceeded to take me to jail, as I did none of the stuff listed in this story except beat the cadabra, and during that battle I had been hit with a confuse ray.

Prologue

Steve would live the rest of his life in prison, screaming, "I AM A MASTER POKEMON TRAINER!"

All of his pokemon would live happily in a daycare. Except Billy. He had to be put down.

Arceus would post a video of Steve being stupid on YouTube and laugh for hours.

They all lived happily ever after.

The end.