Damn those bananas are old, you think as you pass by the fruitbowl
"Old?"
Oh, your flatmate, guess you did more than think that
"Don't worry, I'll do something about that"
He said, a broad grin spreading on his face
Oh damn, he's gonna eat them all
"Don't get sick, dumbass"
You slap the back of his head. He stumbles forward slightly, letting out a bird like.
"CRAW"
Turning, he rubs the back of his head somewhat sheepishly
"Don't worry bout me miss"
Shaking your head you leave the kitchen, behind you you hear an excited
"shiny!"
'goddamn him' you think with a smile
Channel surfing on the couch, that's what you're doing right now. All of a sudden, he's right in front of you, a glass extended in his hand
"I made you a smoothie"
You look him up and down, before finally settling your eyes on the glass
"Hughie, it's flipping grey"
Javen's note-
this would be funnier with swears
also, that's what actually happens when you don't know what the fuck you're doing and make smoothies out of old bananas
Happy Birthday Alicia
Please excuse my poor writing and lack of will to format this properly
Also, reader inserts freak me out but Alicia likes them and this is for her so merry christmas
I don't know what Hughie is doing sharing a flat with you
