Hi, I don't own but if I did, it wouldn't be as awesome as it is. WARNING: THIS FANFIC CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING- SWEARING, DRUNK DECISIONS, PERVS, OCs, AN ATTEMPT AT NOT SCREWING UP, AND MAGIC CANDLES.

IF THESE MAKE YOU QUEASY, PLEASE, DO NOT READ.

Prologue: The drunkness that actually ruined life as we know it

"Jaycee! Jaycee, hey!"

"Whats a' happening?..."

"Come 'on! Don't you want to blow out the birthday candles on the cake?"

"A-aren't I a little old for that?..."

"Quit being a buzz kill, and get over here! I swear aren't you drunk right now?"

"Fiiiiiine... Hey, what's with the candle?... It's all... glowy and stuff..."

"Remember Talia? You know the one who apparently knows magic and crap? She told me that she knows some people 'in the shadows' as she put it, that do magic and stuff, who gave her some candles that grant wishes. Cool right?"

"I guess?... How do you know they umm...uh... you know...work?"

"I don't! So you're trying this!"

"Wait, I'm like a g-guinea pig then?!"

"Ahhh, don't worry! Talia said that it won't back fire for any reason. Aaall you have to do is say,'I wish yadadada,' and, presto! Your wildest dream is a reality!"

"O-okay then, I'ma blow out the candle now..."

"Happy Birthday, Jay-CEEEE!"

"Hahaha, I wish that...I was in the Final Fantasy Seven world!"

"..."

"..."

"...Damnit, Talia... You soooo lied to me."

"Hey at least I still get cake, right Sophie?"

"Shut your drunk ass up, Jaycee..."

Chapter 1: Since when did dreams start when you wake up?

Jaycee Hides isn't your typical college student- Okay so she is, though not in the eyes of anyone that actually knows here better than 'family member' or 'student'. She is actually frequently self-proclaiming insanity and violence on her part. But, she wasn't ever expecting to wake up in a random place that looks... Sorta familiar. Granted she figured that one of these days she'd probably get drunk at any of the college campus parties or maybe even a drinking game with a friend and then wander off inebriated to somewhere random. Or alternatively get swept away by some other drunk person for a quick fling or a stupid and most likely illegal stunt. But, wandering off to a pretty run-down and busted playground wasn't anything that came to mind for what drunk Jaycee would do.

Add on to that, a very annoying throbbing in her head and you get a mildly pissed off auburnette. Now if only she knew where she was in town considering she has never even seen this place near her house or college.

"Oh shit... Do I have classes?... Fuck it," she said with strained vocal chords,"... I need Nightquil... Damn, my voice sounds bad."

After rubbing her throat in a failed effort to sooth it and the roughness of her voice, Jaycee picked herself off of her position on a slide and kept her hand on the same slide to not instantly fall due to shaky legs. 'Why did I have to go and drink that vodka?... I wonder what else I downed last night...' While she mulled over that question, she searched with her blood-shot eyes for any landmarks. The only thing she saw though while looking around were piles of rusty somethings, what looked what was left of a metal avalanche, and a very tall old building in the distance with some sort of symbol on it.

'I feel kinda dejavu-ed by all of this...' The girl tried thinking hard about anything that could remotely remind her of all of this, but considering Jaycee doesn't have some sort of magical hangover cure, she stopped from the even harsher throbs from her temple as a result. Somehow she feels like this is here brains way of retaliation for getting drunk at a party. First she ends up somewhere completely foreign to her, then her brain won't recall anything but the getting drunk.

And the vodka. It all leads back to the fucking god-forsaken vodka.

'If I ever get back first thing on my list of not doing is going to be 'vodka'. In all capitals.'

Carefully as she could, Jaycee relinquished her grip on the slide and stood freely before taking a couple steps forward. Jaycee was walking better than how she thought she would with her hangover and her previous position of drunken passed out-ness. She spotted an exit and walked over to it, hoping that she wouldn't get jumped or raped or any other thing.

Luckily, She didn't have any of the mentioned things happen. Unluckily, she still wasn't remembering anything about how she got here or why she has a dejavu feeling.

"And so I wander around like the fucking idiot I am. Maybe I'll see a sign that'll tell me where the hell I am," She took many turns, ended up at various dead-ends, and did all of this while walking through gradually growing groups of people. After making one last turn Jaycee found herself in what she guessed may have been a town square. It might not have been though, but either way it was the most crowded spot so far.

While standing there one of the people walking opposite to where she had just been walking shoved her a bit. Jaycee ground out a couple of curses and looked around for any signs. She spotted a couple and went closer to see what they said. The first couple just mentioned something called Loveless. Then she saw a flier advertising chocobo racing.

At first she assumed her hangover was playing tricks or that maybe it was some Final Fantasy lover that created and posted that. She looked a little closer and it did say 'Chocobo Racing' like she had thought.

She started thinking back to the morning wake up in the old play ground, then the tower, and now the chocobo racing.

"No way. Uh-uh. Not happening. I'm still passed out and am probably sleeping in my friend's spare room or on their couch. I'm dreaming 'cause last time I checked people just don't fucking wake up in a video game," Jaycee took a few seconds before spinning around and sprinting to the nearest alley. The one she ended up in was just as filled with people as where she came from. She shoved past them, receiving shouts and various swear words.

Jaycee soon stopped near a couple of shops from exhaustion. She panted heavily while leaning against a brick building, trying to catch some air. She didn't really care though how tired she was. As far as she knew what she just found out is a cruel trick being played on her. 'There is absolutely no way that this is happening! I must be dreaming or hallucinating! If not I'm dead. DEAD. I'm...! There isn't any way for this to really happen!... Dear god, how did I even get here? If I don't how I got here how will I leave? I-I know I love the series, I know I've wondered what it'd be like but... Just, NO!'

"Shitshitshitshitshitshit!" Jaycee's mind was going faster than she could comprehend, her head ache was getting worse- not like that was on the front of her mind, and she was feeling dizzy.

The only thought that was easily recognizable to even Jaycee was, "How the hell did I get in this mess?..."

Sorry about how rushed it came out being (If it is a rushed as I think it is...), but either way thank you for reading Chapter One! I'll finish Chapter Two later and update that, too!

- TOOTSIEROLLGIRL/TOOTSIEROLLQUEEN/LAZYONE/FEMALE/ANNOYINGAUTHORESS/TRG