Cleared
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Otherwise, this would have happened.
I basically got this idea while eating dinner with my sister. It's sad how these ideas somehow come from her mouth and get told to you through me although she just gave me the IDEA and not the STORY so yeah, I guess this is still by me….
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It was a normal day for Sakura, or as normal as it gets. Sasuke had already come back, after killing Orochimaru and gaining his power. Now, he promised to stay at Konoha, where he was currently training to get even stronger, so he could be able to beat Itachi and avenge his clan.
Anyways, Sakura was sleeping happily in her bed, with her window half open and a slight breeze coming in. She felt warm and snuggly (A/N: if you want to achieve that degree of snuggliness, turn your a/c on for 2 hours with the door shut and then go in with a blanket and sleep. It will bring you dreams of Sasuke, if you're a girl….if you're a guy, well…..umm….it'll bring you dreams of me! XD )
Back to the story
Sakura was sleeping soundly in bed dreaming of candy, butterflies, sasuke, fairies, hearts, sasuke, pinkness, and did I say Sasuke, when she was suddenly awoken by a loud tapping at her window. She tried ignoring it, but it just got louder, and Louder, and LOUDER until she threw her alarm clock out the window at the bird.
"SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING BIRD! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU, WAKING ME UP RIGHT NOW!" Sakura screamed while trying to get up and failing to do so.
"…."
"WELL?" (A/N: we do not know why Sakura is talking to what she thinks is a bird right now…I guess now that we know how she treats "birds" who tap at her window, we can safely assume why there are no birds in Sakura's yard)
"…um…Sakura?"
Sakura quickly got up. Since when did birds talk and annoy her in the mornings? She had made sure that they would stay away from her yard (we do not want to know how she drove the birds away…lets just say that it was not pleasant and that is why I have 10,000 birds in my yard in the mornings chirping their heads off).
"Sakura?"
Sakura poked her head out the window. Was that who she thought it was? Oh god…it can't be!
"Sasuke? Why are you here at…" Sakura tried to find her alarm clock but then remembered that she had thrown it out the window, "why are you here so early?"
"Sakura….it's almost noon, and I've come to deliver a message to you from Tsunade-sama."
"Ok…when do I have to be there?"
"Now."
"ARGH!" Sakura proceeded to change.
"Umm…Sasuke?"
"hn.."
"I need to change…so if you could wait AT THE DOORSTEP that would be FINE!" Sakura finished this off with an innocent smile, leaving a blushing and embarrassed Uchiha at the door.
Since when did Sakura yell at me? And not apologize? She must pay! ….well…at least she smiled at me…I guess that makes up for the yelling…but still…I THOUGHT SHE LIKED ME! (we can see the size of the Uchiha ego at this precious self-doubting moment of Sasuke's…hmm…is Sasuke jealous?)
Are you jealous, Sasuke?
Who are you?
I'm your Inner…SPECIAL people have them…Well, leave me alone…I have better things to do than talk to myself. Plus, I must wait for Sakura until she comes out.
Why don't you peep through the windows? You could be …um…testing your spying skills! And as an added bonus, you could take pictures and sell them to Jiraiya for inspiration for the next volume of Itcha Itcha Paradise! (laughs evilly)
Excuse me, but I'm an Uchiha and I have my pride. An Uchiha would never stoop this low.
An Uchiha is always ready for a challenge, Sasuke.
Fine/'ll do it…but just this once!
(claps and does a dance)
As long as you stop dancing.
Hn…Anyways, after Sasuke debated with his Inner, he scouted the area, using his Sharingan. The coast was clear. He leapt onto the roof of Sakura's house lightly, and then hung over the roof and peered into the bedroom window. (imagine how a bat hangs upside down. This was what Sasuke was doing)
However, the room was empty. He quickly looked through every window but they were all empty. Feeling confused (which is HIGHLY unusual for the great Uchiha Sasuke), Sasuke, went towards the door. Unfortunately, the door and Sakura picked a great time to open up and so Sasuke, still hanging upside-down in front of the door, got slammed in the face by the door.
"Um…Sasuke?" Sakura's eyebrow started twitching.
"Yeah…" Sasuke started to get up and SUCCEEDED! (the heavens open up and angels start singing…seriously, it IS a miracle to be able to stand up once you get slammed in the head by a door…trust me, I know this from personal experience)
"What were you doing?"
"Practicing…and training…you were taking too long."
Sakura's face fell. (she thought he was peeking and spying on her, which he was, but he's in denial right now) "Oh…okay…let's go now, I'm ready."
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As they got to the Hokage's tower, Sakura and Sasuke started saying goodbye to each other (since Sasuke HAS to train or his perfect body will rot and he will become a Chouji clone) (sorry, Chouji fans…I was only kidding…no need to flame me…), Tsunade walked out and told Sasuke to stay. Sasuke and Sakura, dumbfounded (imagine Sasuke looking somewhat like a retarded chicken, and Sakura with twitching eyebrows even more scarier than Lee's bushy ones) (sorry Lee fans, but I meant no offense), both said in unison ,
"Why?"
Tsunade, becoming impatient with the both of them, said, "Because I have important news that concerns your brother, Sasuke."
Sasuke immediately clenched his fists and started walking towards Tsunade.
"Now, now Sasuke, no need to get worried. Your brother hasn't killed anyone yet."
"ummm…Tsunade?" Sakura asked.
"What!"
"Why am I here?"
"Because you are going to be a part of this."
"Of what?"
Sasuke and Sakura's eyebrows began twitching from impatience. (their eyebrows are even scarier than Gai's! …sorry Gai fans…it seems I'm in an "I hate Gai, Lee, and Chouji" mood today.
"Okay…you guys are annoying the heck out of me and I HAVE GOT TO HAVE MY SAKE! So…"
Cricket.
Chirp.
"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU STUPID BIRDS!" Sakura apparently has lost it with birds.
"…"
"…"
Tsunade decided to be blunt this time because she didn't want nightmares that night or be scarred by the twitching eyebrows.
"We have Itachi. He is in my office right now, and you guys are going to help him."
"WHAT!"
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So there you have it! Chapter one is complete! (does a little cheer) So how do you like it? If I get five or more reviews, I'll update it tomorrow. If not…I'll update it whenever I'm bored…which is like every other day…so either way, I lose and you win….but if I get no reviews, I'LL CRY AND KILL OFF SASUKE AND KEEP INSULTING GAI, LEE, AND CHOUJI, YOU GAI, LEE, AND CHOUJI FANS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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