Author: Ratchet'sapprentice
Category: Movies - Transformers
Disclaimer: I don't own the Transformers label, the merchandise or the characters, I'll leave that to Hasbro. I'm merely a humble fan playing around with the characters.
Genre(s): Romance/Humour
Pairing(s): Jazz/OC, Ratchet/OC, Ironhide/OC, Optimus/OC, OC/OC
Rating: M
Summary: Six friends who also happen to be Trans-Fans end up in the world of Transformers, where running isn't an option, it's a necessity. How will our six friends survive? Is there a blooming romance between our medical officer, our leader, our weapons specialist, our first lieutenant and four of our friends? What will become of our six Trans-fans?
Title: Crazy Train
Warning(s): Cybertronian Cussing right from the start
All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people, living as foes.
Maybe, it's not too late,
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate.
Mental wounds not healing,
Life's a bitter shame.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
A young woman was walking down the streets of New York. She wasn't that tall, about 5ft 3in, give or take an inch, she had black spiked hair, that had red tips, in her eyebrow, there was a hoped piercing, in her ears, there were three hoped piercings, in her nose, there was a hoped piercing and in her lip, there was a piercing. She had on a black tank top with red ¾ lengths and sneakers that had the laces actually inside the shoes. She may look like the tough girl, but in reality, she wasn't all that tough. She had weaknesses like everyone else, and she also had a heart like everyone else.
As she was walking down the street, she saw her friends cross the road in front of her. The brown haired guy who was with them looked at her and smiled before nudging a red haired young woman, who also looked in the red and black haired young woman's direction.
"Yo Rex…how's it?" She asked.
The red and black haired woman, who was now known as Rex, grinned and nodded, walking up to the group and touching her closed fist to theirs in a sign of respect.
"Not much glitch…what 'bout you?" She asked.
The others nodded and then another woman screamed. Rex and her group of friends turned around and saw a blonde haired woman staring at them. Well, mainly, she was staring at Rex.
"What have you done to you face Rex?" She asked.
Rex grinned and shrugged.
"I made it more…metal" she said.
The blonde nodded.
"Yeah, I can see that, it's disgusting" she said.
Rex gave her a look and was about to say something, but the guy beat her to it.
"Just because you don't believe in piercings Kim, doesn't mean no one else can" he said.
The black and red haired woman nodded and pointed to the guy.
"What he said" she said.
The blonde haired woman now known as Kim grimaced and shook her head.
"I'll never know why you guys decided to litter your body with ink and metal things" she said.
The group with Rex laughed.
"You know Kim…Kizza's right…not everyone has the same idea as you…keeping your body all nice for your fella. Have you even thought that some guys like tats and piercings?" Another woman said.
Kim looked over at the woman and rolled her eyes.
"No Mandy, in fact, I haven't. I don't see what's attractive about body ink and metal" she said.
Rex rolled her eyes and chuckled.
"Forget it Spaz. She ain't ever gonna change her mind about it, no matter how fraggin' hard you try" she said.
The others nodded and sighed and Rex turned towards the only male in their little group.
"How's it Kizza?" She asked.
The male gave a grin and held out his hand in a closed fist. Rex grinned and bumped his hand with her own closed fist and then they grabbed hands and Kizza pulled Rex into a hug.
"I'mma good Rex, sup?" He asked back.
Rex chuckled and shrugged her shoulders making a tilting motion with her hand before turning to the rest of the group.
"So what y'all wanna do today?" She questioned.
The others looked at one another and shrugged making Rex give a loud sigh. Then she had an idea.
"Hey, I got an idea, lets go hijack the park for a bit, scare the shite outta some little kiddies" she said.
Kizza, Tay, Spaz and Lin were with her on that, but Kim just gave her a disapproving look. Rex raised an eyebrow and stepped forward until she was almost a foot away from Kim.
"Can I ast ya a question Kimmie?" She asked.
Kim backed off a little and gave a small nod. Rex narrowed her eyes and stepped forward.
"Why're ya with us? 'Cause you don't like anythin' we do, y'all always moanin' and groanin' an'...pretty much actin' like ya got a pole up yer ass" she said.
The blonde haired woman gave her a look and then tears came to her eyes as she looked down.
"You guys are pretty much the only friends I have, as much as I hate to admit it. I have no-one else" she replied.
Rex narrowed her eyes again and snorted.
"What, daddy don't have time fer ya?" She asked.
Kim looked up at her and then sniffled.
"Why are you being so mean Rex?" She asked back.
Rex raised an eyebrow.
"Mean? Girl, you've been wit' us fer three months now, an' all yer doin' is whinin' and glitchin' and cryin' and pimpin' yerself up fer who? Yer cocksuckin' boyfriend" she answered.
Kim sniffled once again and looked at her.
"What would you have me do?" She asked.
Rex looked at her and then looked at the others, before a huge smile crossed her face.
"Makeover!" They all cried.
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A/N: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK! Sorry for the billion year absence guys, I needed to get some shit together. But now I've done that, I'm back and I ain't gonna be lettin' anyone bring me down this time. NO FLAMERS! They don't do anyone the world of good, just some constructive critisism will do nicely for this story and all of my stories if you please. My feelings get hurt real easy, especially when it's someone sayin' bad things about my stories, which I work really hard to put up for you all to read. Now, I'm not sure if you all know this, but I'm Autistic and have ADHD, so I take things to heart way more than I should. I'm not saying go easy on me, if there's a problem with my stories, then don't hesitate to tell me, but if you could do it nicely, that would be greatly appreciated.
Anyway, here's the new version of Crazy Train. Don't worry, I think it'll be as funny as the last one, but I'm also gonna be putting more serious things into it. I realised in the first one, that as brave and cocky as Rex is, having her bad mouth a Decepticon when she and Kizza are alone with him, really isn't something that would go unpunished, so the badmouthing will probably be done when the two are 'saved' by Ratchet. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this new version and once again...Sorry for the billion year absence.
Ratchet'sApprentice
