Ventus was hungry one day so he went to the market to buy some food. While there, he stopped in the produce aisle and examined a pair of melons. He took one in either hand and weighed them, giving them the occasional squeeze. Many hours passed, and Ventus continued to squeeze those melons until a clerk came by to offer him some assistance in making his selection.
At the sight of the clerk, Ventus dropped the melons and made a grab for two new melons. But the clerk punched him. He tried to get up, but his head was spinning. So he reached out to grab for some support, but this further infuriated the clerk as Ventus had made a reach for the clerk's support. So the clerk unleashed a Limit Break on Ventus and knocked him through the wall.
Despite the experience, Ventus still liked melons. So after recuperating for three weeks at the local hospital, he returned to the market to claim his melons. But the second he stepped through the automatic doors, the clerk whacked him in the head with a Pooh stick. Ventus lost consciousness and the Pooh stick was subsequently returned to the Fellowship of the Pooh by Roo (who was shopping for healthy, nutritious apples).
The end.
