The Lion exterminator.

Robb Stark kills a bunch of Lannisters.

So uh, yeah. I was a little bored today so I decided to write this crack fic. Its not meant to make any sense or be realistic. I just wanted to write something funny for Game of Thrones, and this is what I came up with. Let me know if I should continue or not. Enjoy... if you do. Note: Mentions of a few characters outside the game of thrones Universe.

''WINTER IS COMING!'' He yelled as he charged alongside his direwolf Grey wind at the 30,000 Lannister Soldiers coming at him. With 3 strokes he killed them all as Greywind leaped and bit Stafford Lannister's skull in half, while his paws crushed Alton Lannister.

'' LIONS ARE LITTLE PESTS THAT NEED TO BE CRUSHED LIKE COCKROACHES!'' Robb yelled as he turned to face Jaime.

'' YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT INSULT BOY!'' Jaime yelled just before Robb sliced his head off, in such a powerful arch that Jaime's head flew far beyond the battlefield where it finally crashed through the Red Keep, crushing Cersei to death.


With every single Lannister dead for hundreds of miles, Robb stopped and Greywind howled so loudly that Joffery was forced to cover his ears in the Red Keep, accidentally slipping and landing right in front of Tyrion, who slapped him so hard he broke his neck.

Robb took out a fire arrow and intended to burn the bodies but the arrow flew so far, so fast that it landed in the caves of the Stormlands, hitting Melissandre and burning her alive just before she could give birth to her shadow assassin.


1 hour later Tywin was yelling at everyone for not saying anything, only to realize too late they were dead. Robb crashed through the tent alongside Greywind.

Tywin was not pleased. '' So boy, it seems that you have gotten ahead of yourself. I will make you suffer though. You will learn ALGEBRA-'' and Robb impaled him right through the bowels and withdrew his sword, now covered in molten gold.

'' WINTER HAS COME!'' Robb shrieked as he dealt with the lions on four legs, beheading Aslan and Mufassa in 2 strokes just before kicking Casterly rock apart like a sandcastle as the stones tumbled down the sea, crushing Jar Jar Binks home.