Mental or dumb?
A Sai story….
Just to tell you (and so I don't get arrested) I do not own Naruto (sadly) and all copyrights go to the author (whose name I do not know) ps I don't CARE what his name is so don't tell me or ill give all your fictions a bad review. Pss I'm not joking….
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Characters:
Sai (no duhh)
Kiono (personnel invented character)
Shizune
Tsunade
Zabuza (RETUNED FROM THE DEAD!)
Haku (warring a shirt that says: I'm with Zabuza)
Ino (Hate her)
Kisame (Fish man)
Now HERE is the show!
Chapter 1: Failure
Sai: (walks into a forest while doing mission) –Where did that dang dog go!
Kiono: (apparently in forest) - YAY!!!!
Sai:- What are you doing here lil' kid?
Kiono: YAY!!!!
Sai: Ok then….
Kiono: YAY!!!!!
Sai: Are you ok…?
Ino: (on the mission with him) Sai! What's taking so long!
Sai: Hey Ino this kids got a mental problem, should bring him back to town?
Ino: its not nice to say that to people Sai-kun!
Sai: But!...
Ino: No buts! We should take this lil' kid back to town though!
Sai: I'll be quiet now…
Kiono: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino: See he's happy to see somebody nice!
Sai: no he-
Ino: I thought you were going to be quiet!
(Ino and Sai escort Kiono back to town and go to Tsunade's to tell her about the mission fail)
Tsunade: who's the nose bleed?
Sai: he's a reta-
Ino: SAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Tsunade: He's nice and quiet…. I think I'll adopt him.
Kiono: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsunade: He's happy!
Sai: HES MENTALLY CHALENGED!
Tsunade: Don't say such horrible things! More in the next chapter…
