Mental or dumb?

A Sai story….

Just to tell you (and so I don't get arrested) I do not own Naruto (sadly) and all copyrights go to the author (whose name I do not know) ps I don't CARE what his name is so don't tell me or ill give all your fictions a bad review. Pss I'm not joking….

ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

Characters:

Sai (no duhh)

Kiono (personnel invented character)

Shizune

Tsunade

Zabuza (RETUNED FROM THE DEAD!)

Haku (warring a shirt that says: I'm with Zabuza)

Ino (Hate her)

Kisame (Fish man)

Now HERE is the show!

Chapter 1: Failure

Sai: (walks into a forest while doing mission) –Where did that dang dog go!

Kiono: (apparently in forest) - YAY!!!!

Sai:- What are you doing here lil' kid?

Kiono: YAY!!!!

Sai: Ok then….

Kiono: YAY!!!!!

Sai: Are you ok…?

Ino: (on the mission with him) Sai! What's taking so long!

Sai: Hey Ino this kids got a mental problem, should bring him back to town?

Ino: its not nice to say that to people Sai-kun!

Sai: But!...

Ino: No buts! We should take this lil' kid back to town though!

Sai: I'll be quiet now…

Kiono: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino: See he's happy to see somebody nice!

Sai: no he-

Ino: I thought you were going to be quiet!

(Ino and Sai escort Kiono back to town and go to Tsunade's to tell her about the mission fail)

Tsunade: who's the nose bleed?

Sai: he's a reta-

Ino: SAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Tsunade: He's nice and quiet…. I think I'll adopt him.

Kiono: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsunade: He's happy!

Sai: HES MENTALLY CHALENGED!

Tsunade: Don't say such horrible things! More in the next chapter…