Hi everyone! For my first fic in the Harry Potter fandom, I'm not exactly writing. More like copy-pasting. Have you all heard of the program called "Bad Translator!"? If not, take five minutes right now to go play with it. It's like Google Translate, but it translates your text multiple times to show that machine translators don't always do their job. So, being the crazy person I am, I decided to put the infamous "My Immortal" through the Bad Translator! It was translated to other languages and back to English 10 times. Some parts make more sense than the original story. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, I'd be rich. I do not own "My Immortal". If I did, I'd arrange for myself to get shot.

C: Fangzi special (GET, because goffik) 2 P (Egypt) Vrana, WIF is 4 bloodytearz666 help its history and prognosis. Your clothes! Justin UR - DA LUV it, my life deprzzing dress 2! The MCR Rox's it!

Hello, my name is Ebony crow Alzheimer Dark'ness so, I have long black hair, black (which is my name), red, purple and dotted lines between the tears in his eyes, ice blue and clear a lot of people say it looks like Amy Lee.(If you do not know who's here, and rice). I am the way and Gerrard, but I have a lot of fun, this problem. I am a vampire, but a straight white teeth. I have fair skin. I am also a witch, called the visit "Huogewoci" in England, where his seventh year (I was 17 years old) school of magic. Gothic I (if I can not say), who was wearing all black. I love hot topic, where to buy all the clothes. For example, today is wearing a skirt and a black background, fishnet stockings and pink shoes, black leather black lace corset. I wear black lipstick and white, black and red eyes, as well as institutions. I have a "Huogewoci." It's raining, snowing, so you do not feel very happy. There are many ready to begin my work. I put half of them.

"Hey, Ebony!" His voice was crying. I looked up. This is ... Draco Malfoy!

"What is Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." He said sheepishly.

But later I heard my friend told me I have to go.

Well? PLZ tell Fangzi!"

And here we have the first chapter. I realize that this one may not be the funniest, but I can assure you that it gets funnier. Please review, my little goffick prepz!

~~HermesPotter~~