Embarrassed
Summary: One day when Bella is over at the Cullen's house they get to talking about some of their most embarrassing moments. Will the Cullen family be able to keep from laughing at each other or will they end up too embarrassed?
A/N: This story came to me when I was writing chapter 21 of my other story Twilight through Alice's Eyes. I decided to start off the first chapter of this story with Emmett's embarrassment in Chapter 21 of Twilight Alice. I may switch pov's a little so you get to see what it was like through that character's eyes. Oh and by the way, I may not update very often but don't let that discourage you from reading this story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or the characters. I just put them in embarrassing situations that make people burst out laughing.
Chapter 1: Emmett and the Port-o-Potty
Bella's POV
I was in my truck and driving to the Cullen's house. Life was always so interesting there; with so many people in one house it was hard not to be interesting. I pulled into the driveway and got to then end. Alice was standing on the front porch jumping up and down. I hoped she wasn't going to give me a makeover but with that look on her face she was up to something.
I stopped the truck and got out, Alice suddenly by my side smiling a huge grin. "Alice, what are you smiling about?"
"Oh, nothing Bella. Just something you'll find out about later." I wondered what she was talking about and what exactly was so exciting that she had to jump up and down constantly.
We walked towards the house and I wasn't paying attention. Not paying attention was a very bad move because I tripped stepping up on the porch. I started to regain my balance but failed and trailed off to the side instead only to hit my head off the post.
"Ow!" I screamed. Alice caught me before I could fall on the ground. You could hear Emmett's booming laughter and could feel the house shake from the force of it. Emmett came outside and just stood in front of me laughing. "Come on Emmett, it's not that funny."
"It is really funny Bella. It's funny when you fall." I've fallen in front of him quite a few times and it never fails that he laughs at me. I blushed because I was embarrassed about being so clumsy. "It's funny when you get blush and get embarrassed."
"Oh come on Emmett, like you've never done anything embarrassing in your entire life. Well existence." Edward was suddenly behind me defending me in my clumsiness. "Are you alright Bella dear?"
"Yes, Edward, I'm fine. Where were you?"
"I took an impromptu hunting trip. I figured I'd hunt before you got here." I loved the fact that he didn't tell me what exactly he'd killed; it had always bothered me that they were killing poor defenseless animals. It was better than killing humans, I have to admit. I've come way too close to that.
Emmett was still standing in front of the three of us laughing his head off. He led the way as we walked inside. All of the Cullens were sitting in the living room watching a movie, including Esme and Carlisle. "What's so funny?" Rosalie asked.
"Bella fell again," Emmett blurted out. "She was completely embarrassed about it too." His statement made me blush even more than I already was. Alice sat over next to Jasper and Edward and I sat on the couch across from them.
"Like you've never done anything embarrassing, Emmett," Alice retorted. "Need I remind you about the port-o-potty incident?" Emmett went quiet and all eyes went to him. Only Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett seemed to know what the 'port-o-potty incident' was. I decided it was time to embarrass Emmett so he knew how I felt.
"Tell me Emmett, what is this 'port-o-potty incident' that happened"
Emmett's POV
I couldn't believe Alice went there. That was supposed to be a secret for the rest of our existences. It was one of the more embarrassing things I had done; this just happened to be one of the ones that bugged me the most to talk about. Esme and Carlisle didn't know what happened; neither did Edward and Bella. I sighed.
"You know Emmett. The time Jasper had to cut you out of a port-o-potty because you fell into the hole," Alice said looking at me straight in the eyes. That meant I was supposed to tell the rest of the story. I was really dreading this there was now doubt about it. I looked over at Rose, who was looking down and like she was going to laugh out loud. I knew I had no choice but to tell my story.
"It all started on a day-well night actually-that Rosalie and I decided to go it the construction site that's right outside of Forks." I paused trying to think of what the name of the construction company and site were. I also was trying to stall so I didn't have to say what exactly happened.
"Willow Construction," Rosalie interrupted. "Willow Construction was the name of the company. It's that new development just outside of town now." I gave her a look that said 'not helping, Rose.' She sent one back that said 'you had this coming.'
"Right. Rose and I went down to the construction sight and decided that I was going to climb around on some of the frame work. I was on the top of this one piece of framing and I was trying to balance myself on the top." I looked over at Bella. She really wanted to know where this was going so I knew I had to continue. Edward had the look on his face like he was reading someone's mind and watching the whole scene play out and stuff.
"I started wobbling because the frame work wasn't in place right and it couldn't support me. . ." Rosalie cut me off and continued the story for me.
"I shouted up to him 'Emmettget down from there, you're going to fall and break something.' He shouted back 'Relax Rose. I'm not going to fall.' Then the frame work really started to lean over and he couldn't keep his balance right and fell right into a port-o-potty." Everyone burst out laughing except for me. I just wanted to go and hide.
"I waited for him to get out of the port-o-potty but he didn't come," Rose continued. I knew I would never be able to live this down. "So I decided that I would go and see what was taking him so long. I have to admit I was mad at him because he didn't listen. I tried to open the door but it was locked so I ended up having to mess with the door to get it open."
Rose looked at me with a face that said 'This is so much fun for me.' For me it was no fun at all. "I opened up the door and see Emmett's top half sticking out of the hole in the port-o-potty. I couldn't control myself anymore and all of my anger seemed to disappear. I was rolling on the ground laughing at how stupid he looked." At this, there wasn't a person in the room that wasn't laughing except for me. Even Esme and Carlisle were laughing; Esme looked like she was trying to hold it in. I couldn't believe that everyone was hearing this story.
"And he kept calling out for help," Rosalie said when she composed herself enough to talk. "There was no way that I was helping him out with that. I don't think I would have been able to stand it. Then Jasper just shows up out of no where with a saw. I still don't know how he knew to come."
"Alice told me that Emmett would need my help." Jasper took his turn on continuing my embarrassing story. "Of course when she told me I would need a saw I was a bit confused as to why. The first thing I saw was Rosalie on the ground laughing her head off. I went over to her and she pointed to the port-o-potty which had a big hole in the top of it." I couldn't believe how horrible this was. Bella never felt this embarrassed when I laughed at her did she?
"I went over and opened the door and saw what she was laughing at. I couldn't control myself either. I just kept laughing and laughing and laughing. It was really funny." He stopped telling the story and was laughing again. He stopped and continued.
"I asked him why he didn't just burst the port-o-potty so that he was free and he said that there would be poop flying everywhere if he did that and he was right. So I tried to figure out where to slide the saw in to cut the port-o-potty apart. The thing was I couldn't find a place. He was too big and too stuck.
"I stuck the saw in a place that was just big enough for it to fit into and started to cut. Unfortunately right as I started cutting a cop showed up. Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure it wasn't Chief Swan. Don't worry Bella, we didn't kill your father by laughing." Jasper looked over at Bella who was laughing but also happy at fact that her dad was not the one that found us. Jasper had the hugest smile on his face from having to retell the story.
"He came up to us and wanted to know what we were doing then he saw Emmett in the port-o-potty. He looked like he was going to lose it too. I probably wasn't helping because I was probably sending off waves of hilarity-or what ever emotion you want to call-it to him. He asked Emmett if he needed help.
"I just kept sawing away at the plastic getting almost no where. We ended up having to call the fire trucks to bring more saws and stuff to cut him out with. It was so funny. There is no way you're going to be able to live this down Emmett." He looked over at me when he said this. He was right; there was no way that I could live this down. Edward I knew would bug me about it forever. This was never going to end.
"I believe I remember that," Carlisle interrupted. "I remember looking in the news paper and reading about a boy that was stuck in a port-o-potty. I remember thinking that I pitied that boy and his parents. I just never imagined that it was Emmett that was stuck."
"I'm surprised I didn't read it in one of your minds," Edward said. "When did this happen?"
"The night you rescued Bella in Port Angeles," Alice answered. I guess she would remember when it was since she had just come home from Port Angeles when it happened. I couldn't believe how embarrassed I was over just one incident.
A/N: What did you think? Did you like it? I know I had fun writing it. I have an idea for a second chapter, and it's about Edward. I hope you'll stick with me until next time. Please review and give me ideas about what you would like to see. ;)
