TADAA! A new story! Me and Aqua wrote wrote this on the bus ride to Quebec. Yes, we went to Quebec. :D

Now READ! I command you!


Chapter 1

Today was a special day. The evil masterminds club- I mean the gang; Aqua, Ravioli, Jin, Catlyn, Iggy and Sydnerella were currently lounging around in Sydnerella's house. They were at a party celebrating Sydnerella's 25th day as a fanfictioner.

"Happy 25th day as a fanfictioner to you, Happy 25th day as a fanfictioner to you, Happy 25th day, Happy 25th day, Happy 25th day as a fanfictioner to you" they all sang.

"Thank you guys!" said Sydnerella

"Now here are your gifts!" said Ravioli

"You didn't need to get me anything guys!" said Sydnerella

"Well, if you like, we can take them back" said Iggy

"NO DON'T DO TH- I mean... it's okay" said Sydnerella

"Okay, so Aqua and I split the money and got you your first bomb making kit. It's got instructions on how to make hand grenades and pack c4 and claymores." Iggy said proudly "I'm sure you'll be an evil explosives master in no time."

"Actually I got you a little something extra. Here's a pink m14 with a couple of rounds in it. I got extra bullets as well" Aqua showed Sydnerella the wrapped gifts.

"And we bought you a car!" said Catlyn, Jin and Ravioli.

"Really?" asked Sydnerella

"Well... Sort of... We stole it out of a parking lot. It even had a wallet in it!" said Jin

"Thank you guys! Now what should I do with all this?" asked Sydnerella

"Well, considering the strange circumstances as well as the coincidental nature of the gifts we bought you, we should go on a killing spree!" Iggy cheered.

"But we did that last story! Let's do something new this time. Like..." Sydnerella mused

"Like going on a hunt for the magical pink unicorn!" Catlyn exclaimed.

"Hey, isn't that the name of your band, Catlyn? What do you, Sydnerella, and Aqua do at those stupid band meetings anyways?" Ravioli asked

"Hey! What happens in band practice stays in band practice." said Aqua "And I agree with Catlyn. Hunting the magical pink unicorn sounds like fun!"

"We'll still kill Justin bieber right?" Ravioli questioned excitingly.

"Of course. He dies in every story." Catlyn proclaimed.

"We'll just find the unicorn and brutally attack it as well." Jin said.

"But... We won't kill it, right?" worried Sydnerella

"Umm... Of course not..." said Jin

"We'll just uhm give it a hug. A very tight painful bear hug And a special drink. Called poisson. But-but not poison... It's different because there's an extra S" Aqua reassured Sydnerella.

"So like fish?" Jin asked stupidly

"No not like fish. This is some entirely different." Catlyn.

"So like cats? Cats eat fish right? Because if they were entirely the same they'd be cannibals. That makes sense right?" Iggy proclaimed.

"No Iggy. Shut up. Nobody likes you. You're blind." Sydnerella said harshly.

"Harsh words Syd. Harsh words." Iggy shook his head in disappointment.

"So what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Ravneet declared.

"Come on vamenos. Everybody let's go!" Iggy began singing and dancing to the Dora the Explorer adventure song.

Everybody stared at him in awkward silence. Sydnerella was the first to break the awkwardness.

"'Once again Iggy. You're blind, nobody likes you." Sydnerella sighed exasperatedly. Everybody laughed.


S- Isn't it amazing?

R-yes, Yes it is.

J- I love it

C-ME TOO

A-Yep.

I- Is it just me, or are there a LOT of people here?

S- Iggy, just say what you need to say

I- Sigh. Fine. R&R.