Dora (or whatever)

Chapter 1: The Explosion

One bright and sunny day, Dora was playfully playing with her pathetic talking monkey, Boots. Suddenly, a bounty hunter showed up in front of them.

"I am Jango Fett! I have come here, as my master was thrilled to see you since you are in town."

Dora quickly replied, "Oh! I love seeing people!"

"Very well, then. Come with me little pathetic girl and monkey," said Jango Fett.

Jango Fett was leading them to his master, who's name I cannot say right now.

"Will there be cake?" asked Boots, "I adore cake!"

"Uh…Yes! There will be this cake you speak of," replied Jango Fett.

"Yay! Cake is so good! I could eat it all day!" said Boots.

Dora suddenly tripped and scraped her knee on the rough asphalt.

"Ah! I'm bleeding!" screamed Dora.

Jango Fett radioed Iron Man, his fellow employee.

"We have a code red; the illegal immigrant has scraped her knee up and is bleeding profusely."

"Aw man! You really want me to come right now?" replied Iron Man.

"Why not? Are you doing something?" questioned Jango Fett.

"Uh…yeah." said Iron Man.

"What are you doing?" said Jango Fett, sounding very angry.

"I'm…uh... How do I say this…?" replied Iron Man.

"JUST SAY IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" said Jango Fett, with a severely frustrated look on his face.

"I'm doing Barney's… I mean Master's nails. He wants them painted purple to match his prom dress." said Iron Man.

"WHAT? Barney is a boy! He's messed up in the head!" Jango Fett was now extremely confused and frustrated.

"Just go with it…" replied Iron Man.

"Owwwww! My knee HURTS!" whined Dora.

"DEAL WITH IT!" said Jango Fett. Just kill me now! thought Jango Fett.

Iron Man suddenly appeared, grabbed Dora and Boots, and flew off with them.

"Whee!" exclaimed Dora.

In a flash they were at Master's house. Dora was now half bled out. Iron Man lead them to their supposed doom.