Disclaimer: I don't own GW. I don't want to own it.
Notes: First attempt at humor. If it sux, I don't care, I'm actually a bit too serious for my own good. Trowa and Wufei are OOC.
The Arachniphobic Pilot
Trowa got up and strtched and saw a spider on him.
"AAAAAHHHHH, GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!"
Quatre walks in and sees Trowa dancing around trying to get the spider off his leg.
"AAAHHH. Help I hate spiders!" Quatre whips a paper bag out of nowhere and starts hyperventilating. He then curls up in a fetal position. The spider flies off Trowa's leg and onto Quatre. Quatre faints. Heero walks in and sees everything.
"HEERO!! KILL THE SPIDER!!!" Trowa screeched and went into a fetal position.
"Hn." Heero whips out a gun and empties a whole clip. He misses the spider but unfortunately (yeah, right) kills Quatre. The spider quickly runs (or whatever spiders do) out of the room with Heero following. Heero whips a machine gun out of nowhere. "OMAE O KOROSU!" He uses up all the bullets on the floor.
"Weakling!" Wufei had noticed what was goin on. "Let me have the honor of killing this demon!" Wufei takes his sword out and chases after the spider stabbing the floor. "DIE, YOU WEAKLING!!!" Wufei slashes the floor and misses.
"Hn." Heero came back with a grenade in hand and threw it at the spider. An explosion is seen and somehow the spider survives.
"AAH, it really is a demon!" Wufei yells this and runs around yelling random things like an idiot.
"What's goin' on here?" Duo asked in a chipper mood. "Oh look a spider!" Duo picks up the spider and the spider bites him. "Oh look it ... bit ... me." Duo dies from the poison.
Heero chases it outside. He sees Wing 0 handily left on the front lawn of the Peacecraft mansion. He gets in and steps on the spider with his gundam. "Mission Accomplished." Suddenly the leg starts lifting up and Heero is knocked down. "OMAE O KOROSU!" Heero takes out multiple weapons and throws them all at the spider which survives another attack. Heero uses all the energy in his buster rifle on the spider which lives still. "AARRGH!" Heero gets out and gives the spider his Heero Yuy death glare. The spider dies.
"Heero, you killed the demon!" Wuferi yelled. "You are a warrior now!"
"Hn. Let's review the damage done to the house."
The two entered the house and an hour later they come out.
Wufei goes first. "No survivors, weak on'nas it was only a few bullet holes to the head."
"Trowa is also dead. He had a heart attack after he got the spider off his leg. Oh and I found Milliardo in bed but decided to shoot him anyway."
So the two went on and killed OZ.
THE END
Ending Notes: Pointless ain't it? Please review.
Notes: First attempt at humor. If it sux, I don't care, I'm actually a bit too serious for my own good. Trowa and Wufei are OOC.
The Arachniphobic Pilot
Trowa got up and strtched and saw a spider on him.
"AAAAAHHHHH, GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!"
Quatre walks in and sees Trowa dancing around trying to get the spider off his leg.
"AAAHHH. Help I hate spiders!" Quatre whips a paper bag out of nowhere and starts hyperventilating. He then curls up in a fetal position. The spider flies off Trowa's leg and onto Quatre. Quatre faints. Heero walks in and sees everything.
"HEERO!! KILL THE SPIDER!!!" Trowa screeched and went into a fetal position.
"Hn." Heero whips out a gun and empties a whole clip. He misses the spider but unfortunately (yeah, right) kills Quatre. The spider quickly runs (or whatever spiders do) out of the room with Heero following. Heero whips a machine gun out of nowhere. "OMAE O KOROSU!" He uses up all the bullets on the floor.
"Weakling!" Wufei had noticed what was goin on. "Let me have the honor of killing this demon!" Wufei takes his sword out and chases after the spider stabbing the floor. "DIE, YOU WEAKLING!!!" Wufei slashes the floor and misses.
"Hn." Heero came back with a grenade in hand and threw it at the spider. An explosion is seen and somehow the spider survives.
"AAH, it really is a demon!" Wufei yells this and runs around yelling random things like an idiot.
"What's goin' on here?" Duo asked in a chipper mood. "Oh look a spider!" Duo picks up the spider and the spider bites him. "Oh look it ... bit ... me." Duo dies from the poison.
Heero chases it outside. He sees Wing 0 handily left on the front lawn of the Peacecraft mansion. He gets in and steps on the spider with his gundam. "Mission Accomplished." Suddenly the leg starts lifting up and Heero is knocked down. "OMAE O KOROSU!" Heero takes out multiple weapons and throws them all at the spider which survives another attack. Heero uses all the energy in his buster rifle on the spider which lives still. "AARRGH!" Heero gets out and gives the spider his Heero Yuy death glare. The spider dies.
"Heero, you killed the demon!" Wuferi yelled. "You are a warrior now!"
"Hn. Let's review the damage done to the house."
The two entered the house and an hour later they come out.
Wufei goes first. "No survivors, weak on'nas it was only a few bullet holes to the head."
"Trowa is also dead. He had a heart attack after he got the spider off his leg. Oh and I found Milliardo in bed but decided to shoot him anyway."
So the two went on and killed OZ.
THE END
Ending Notes: Pointless ain't it? Please review.
